Chapter 4
Hinata, Enemy or Friend?
"Alright! Time to make a run for it!" Shouted Kiba, but he didn't move. Everyone stared at him.
"So... when are you planning on running away?" Asked Naruto.
"I... can't... move..." Said Kiba. Tenten hesitated before looking at the ground. She groaned.
"Shikamaru..." She muttered. Shikamaru revealed himself.
"I thought you didn't like Tenten..." Said Neji.
"That was just an act in front of Chouji." Said Shikamaru.
"What a coincidence..." Said Shino, grabbing Tenten and running off. (RLN: NOO! SHINO!)
"WHAT THE... EVEN SHINO?" Screamed Naruto. Lee was about to run after her but Sasuke pushed him away. When he crossed the street, he used his fire jutsu to create a huge fire.
"Aw man, I didn't think getting Tenten would be this hard. Man this sucks..." Said Shikamaru. Neji activated his byakugan to find the quickest way to Tenten while Naruto chased Neji. Lee took off his weights and ran off as fast as he could while Shikamaru thought up a plan. Kiba used his super nose to find Tenten.
Shino and Tenten-
Oh my god, even bug man loves me... Tenten thought. Then she noticed something.
"Sasuke?" Shino came to a stop and turned around but got punched by Sasuke. Tenten, who managed to land on her feet, she ran off while the two silent boys started beating the shit out of each other.
After running her heart out, she peeked behind her and saw no one, but she accidently crashed into someone.
"Huh? Hinata?" Said Tenten. Hinata frowned.
"Who are you?" She asked firmly.
"It's me Tenten! And... you didn't stutter." Said Tenten, when realization struck her.
"Tenten? Oh yeah, Neji bastard's teammate." Said Hinata.
"..." Did Hinata just swear?
"Anyways, what are you running away from?" Asked Hinata.
"Before we get to that, how come you're so... so..."
"Different?" Asked Hinata, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah! Exactly!" Said Tenten.
"I got confidence lessons, and now I'm a new person." Said Hinata. "Anyways, what were you running away from?"
"ALL THE GUYS ARE BEING CRAZY! SASUKE WHISPERED IN MY EAR, LEE CALLED ME A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER, NARUTO ASKED ME OUT, AND NEJI STROKED MY HAIR!" Screamed Tenten, she was about to go on, but Hinata stopped her.
"Whoa whoa whoa... what did you just say?" She asked.
"You cousin stroked my hair." Said Tenten.
"No no, before that." Said Hinata.
"I said Naruto asked me out." Said Tenten. As soon as she said that, a dark aura was coming from Hinata.
"...Hinata?" Asked Tenten slowly, backing up. Hinata's left eye twitched.
"..." Oh god...
Hinata's byakugan flared up.
"NO!" Screamed Tenten, running away.
"YOU CAN RUN BITCH, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!" She screamed.
Neji and Naruto-
"GET OUT OF MY WAY UZUMAKI!" Screamed Neji.
"WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!" Screamed Naruto.
"What the..." Said Neji, stopping.
"What?" Asked Naruto, stopping as well.
"Hinata Sama is chasing Tenten, and she looks angry..." Said Neji.
"...Tenten... or Hinata?" Asked Naruto slowly.
Silence.
"Hinata." Said Neji, the two boys looked at each other in unison before chasing after Hinata and Tenten.
Tenten and Hinata-
"Oh god, where did I go wrong?" Tenten muttered.
Flashback
"Hi, I'm Tenten." Said Tenten, introducing herself to Hinata.
End Flashback
"Prepare to die!" Shouted Hinata, ready to gentle fist like there's no tomorrow.
"Hinata Sama!" Shouted a voice. Tenten and Hinata turned and saw Neji.
"Leave me alone asshole! I have to kill Tenten!" Snapped Hinata.
"I can't let you do that!" Shouted Neji.
"Neji, I don't want to do this..." Muttered Hinata.
"Do what?" Asked Neji, raising an eyebrow.
"I don't want to turn your brain into shit but you gave me no choice." Sighed Hinata, activating his curse seal thingamajig.
"AUGH!" Screamed Neji.
"Uhm... hehe... thanks for caring and stuff, I'll pay you back for this one, but I gotta go." Said Tenten, she turned around to leave but froze when Neji screamed again. She sighed.
Why do I have to be a saint?
"Okay look Hinata, I don't like Naruto, you can have Naruto, but you have to leave Neji alone, got it?" Said Tenten. Hinata looked at Tenten, then Neji, then Tenten again.
"...I didn't realize you guys were intimate..." Said Hinata.
"We're not." Huffed Tenten.
"Oh well, good enough for me, but go near Naruto and your boyfriend will suffer the king of headaches." Said Hinata, unactivating the curse seal thingamajig.
"He's not my... oh forget it." Said Tenten, giving up in the end.
"Tenten! Hinata! And... holy crap Neji." Said Naruto.
"Naruto!" Shouted Hinata, running over to glomp Naruto.
"What the..." Started Naruto, but Hinata glomped him.
"Hey Tenten, want some advice?" Asked Hinata. Tenten nodded. "Why don't you ask the Hokage for hair stuff?"
Tenten's jaw dropped.
"Hinata! You're a genius!" She yelled.
"I know." Said Hinata. Tenten then ran towards the Hokage's palace. Run Tenten, run!
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