Tenten's Troubles

Chapter 3
Kiba Joins!

The guys managed to get out of the Ramen place, beating the crap out of each other first though, Sakura smiled as she counted her money outside in the streets.

Inner Sakura: Oh man! I'm rich baby!

But what about Sasuke Kun? I should probaly stop him, I mean, he's chasing Tenten! If I want Sasuke to fall in love with me, I need to stop him... She thought, she was about to put the money in her pocket, but her Inner self stopped her.

Inner Sakura: Forget Sasuke! Look at all this cash we got for selling tickets to the fight! We're so rich, we don't NEED Sasuke!

Sakura grinned greedily before counting her money.

Oh, this is the life...

Inner Sakura: HELL YEAH!

Sakura was snapped out of her thoughts when she heard noises, she looked and saw Ino panting from a block away.

"Sigh... she's gone..." Murmered Ino, looking around. She may be stronger then Tenten, but Tenten was faster.

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Shouted a voice, Ino quickly turned around but was already kicked backwards.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" She screamed, realizing Lee kicked her.

"How dare you try to hurt Tenten!" Said Lee, pointing at her. Ino was confused. She wasn't trying to hurt Tenten...

"PREPARE TO DIE JEALOUS WENCH!" Shouted Naruto, who pushed Lee away.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Screamed Lee.

"AVENGING TENTEN DUMBNUT! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?" Screamed Naruto. Sakura raised an eyebrow, this was getting out of hand...

"To hell with you dobe, I'M the avenger, if anybody is avenging Tenten it's me..." Said Sasuke. Ino's jaw dropped. Even SASUKE was against her.

"I'm her teammate!" Neji and Lee said in unison before glaring at each other.

"Well I'm more sexy!" Said Naruto.

"You are not dobe, I am!" Said Sasuke.

"You said you were the hottest, so I took the title of Most Sexy, and everyone knows Sexy is better then Hot..." Said Naruto, crossing his arms.

"WHO CARES ABOUT LOOKS?" Said Lee.

"The only reason why you're saying that is because you never looked in a mirror, everytime you attempted to it cracked..." Teased Naruto.

"I got a better joke, want to see something funny?" Said Neji, Naruto paused before nodding. Neji pulled out a mirror in front of Naruto's face.

"ASSHOLE! I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO THE DARKNESS!" Screamed Naruto. Ino slowly backed up and ran away while Sakura sighed and walked down the street, knowing her teammate was going to blow up.

Tenten-

"Phew... I'm safe..." She muttered, looking upon the arguing boys who were too distracted bickering that they didn't notice her. She started backing up slowly, when she suddenly bumped into someone.

"HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE..." Tenten spun around and saw Kiba with his jaw dropped and his eyes widen.

"..." Oh shit...

"You smell nice..." He said, with hearts in the background.

"Erm... thanks?" She said.

"IS THAT TENTEN?" Shouted a voice, Tenten and Kiba looked and saw Naruto pointing. Currently, Lee had Neji in a headlock while Naruto was on the floor with Sasuke on top of him. Sasuke stopped punching Naruto across the face long enough to look. Tenten's face paled.

"EEK! THEY FOUND ME!" She shrieked.

"What? You're Tenten?" Said Kiba, confused. Tenten was about to run off but Kiba lifted Tenten off her feet and carried her bridal style, running away.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Screamed Neji, Lee released him.

"GET 'EM!" Shouted Naruto, pushing Sasuke off of him.

"PUT ME DOWN ASSHOLE!" Screamed Tenten.

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO!" Shrieked Tenten, Kiba winced.

"You scream loud..." He grumbled.

"WANNA HEAR ME SCREAM LOUDER?" She shouted in his ear.

"Kiba, what did you do this time?" Asked a voice. Kiba slid to a stop and turned around and saw Shino.

"LET GO OF ME!" Screamed Tenten.

"YOU'RE MINE AND DON'T FORGET IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kiba started laughing evilly while Tenten and Shino stared at him.

"Does he always do this?" Tenten asked Shino.

"Dogs are very overprotective of their territory and mate, Kiba's exactly the same but he's just more insane." Answered Shino. "Put her down Kiba..."

Kiba stopped laughing like a maniac on steroids.

"And let you have it? No way man! That's not cool!" Snapped Kiba. Tenten frowned. When was she an "it"? What was she now, an object?

"I am NOT an it!" Snapped Tenten, slapping Kiba across the cheek. Kiba was so startled he dropped Tenten on the ground, that's where she made her escape.

"YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! DO DOG SENSES MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?" Kiba shouted after Tenten.

"Oh shit, he's right..." She murmered. She peeked behind her and saw no one. She then slipped into an alley, walking backwards, when no one came in, she turned around and squeaked. Naruto was concetrating his chakra on a clothes line and was hanging upside down. He had a mask on for "disguise" even though she could clearly tell it was him.

"What are you doing?" She sighed.

"If somebody told you I was your average kickass teenage ninja, then somebody lied..." He said in a dramatic voice. She grabbed his mask. (RLN: Don't own Spiderman either)

"Right..." She said. "Naruto." She revealed, pulling the mask off.

"...How'd you know it was me?" He asked. She rolled her eyes.

"It was obvious..." She murmered, suddenly, Lee was next to Naruto, also hanging upside down.

"IT'S THE GREEN GOBLIN!" He screamed, pointing. Lee glared at him.

"Uh... Lee? I thought you couldn't use chakra..." Said Tenten.

"I can't..." Lee answered.

"Then how come you're hanging upside down?" Tenten, Lee and Naruto looked at Lee's feet and saw he was also hanging upside down from a clothesline.

"Huh... wouldn't you know..." Said Lee, the three stared at Lee's feet, looking mildly impressed.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Said Sasuke, skidding to a stop.

"Shit..." Tenten cursed. Then suddenly, Neji slid into Sasuke, causing them to fall over. Naruto grabbed Tenten's arms and walked up the wall, making the dramtic noises from Spiderman when Peter Parker first climbed up the wall with his furry fingers. His walk turned into a run and started jumping rooftop to rooftop. Naruto soared over.

"PUT ME..." Tenten waited until he landed on the roof. "DOWN!"

"Aw, come on, I'm not that bad..." Said Naruto sadly.

"You have a technique that makes you into a naked girl, you were trained by Jiraiya and Kakashi, so I'm assuming you're bad..." Said Tenten, glaring. Suddenly, someone rammed into Naruto, knocking him backwards, the person caught Tenten.

"Wha..." She started.

"Hello beautiful!" Said Kiba, grinning. He jumped down from the building. Tenten clutched her head and started shaking it.

"WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?" She screamed.

"When RLN feels like ending it..." Said Kiba.

"Yeah, and whatever RLN says goes, cause she's a goddess." Said Naruto jumping down from the building.

"Yeah, she's a total hottie, and toally creative..." Said Neji.

"And don't forget really smart and kind and generous..." Commented Lee, stepping out of the ally.

"She's the funniest and most gifted person alive, she makes me blush because of her supreme goddess like quality and she's definatly better then IHN..." Shino started.