Chapter 2
I Took Advantage of Her, Grandma!
Never Tell Your Grandma You Took Advantage of Your Sister
"We're here!~" Kara sang as she skipped out the car dancing.
Len and Rin sweat-dropped but followed the possible insane woman to the front door of the three story house. The home seemed fairly old and had that grandmother touch with the small gardening plants and the "God Bless This House" décor around the yard.
Kara rang the doorbell several times a millisecond before finally giving the owner of the home a second of silence. "YOU BETTER GET THAT DAMN DOOR YOU JACKWAGON*!" I muffled voice yelled from the other side.
"Fine!" Was the moody reply. "Hello?" The moody (possibly) man said answering the door. He (or she) had light purple/pinkish hair tied into a long ponytail and a purple yutak** with darker purple flowers sewed neatly on it.
"Oh, Care-Bear!" The man(or woman) replied hugging Kara and kissing each of her cheeks…or the air by her cheeks.
"Looking as desperat- I mean sexy as ever!" He…it said with a fake smile. It looked over at Rin's scared face expression and Len's glare with a larger smile that was semi-genuine. "And who might these be? Oh my, what an odd girl." It grabbed Rin by the sleeve of her shirt and pulled her towards itself. "My my, you're a bit…bootylicious to be Asian, aren't you?"
Len nearly had a heart attack at that…THING talking about his sister's…erm…for lack of better word, derrière. Rin turned a tomato red and tried to desperately pull away from the possible pedophile's clutches.
"Come on in before you get sick in this weather now, dear!" It said grabbing onto both twins much to their dismays. "Sorry for the lack of introduction." It said as it let go of the twins. "I'm Uncle Gakupo. Just call me Gaku."
Len's eye twitched. 'I'm legally related to that thing?'
Rin's eyes widened. 'That thing's a guy!'
Kara came into the house as well and began to remove her shoes and suddenly gasped staring at the twins with a "you-evil-devil-child!" look.
"Have you two forgotten your manners! Take off your shoes in a stranger's house!"
"Now, now Kara," Gakupo said waving his hands. "Don't get so worked up, they can do whatever they'd like!" Rin smiled slightly in appreciation.
Slowly Gakupo turned on his heels with his eye's hidden under his bangs scarily. "But DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT. Touch. My makeup. Bag." He glared solely at Len as room seemed to have dropped a few degrees down.
Rin's smile quickly faded. "Ka-peesh?" The twins gulped with wide eyes. "Ka-peesh!" They said in unison. Gakupo suddenly smiled brightly.***
"Good, let's go give each-other makeovers now, Rin you stay here me and Len can do this alone!" He suggested, hugging Len.
His hands began to slip slowly down Len's back. "Um, Gakupo?..." Len began as he tried to get out of Gakupo's death-grip.
"Mhm?" The definite pedophile murmured as his hands were now millimeters away from Len's butt (A/N: Which was rather tight, firm, and shotalicious btw for you fan girls and boys ;D), until-… Grandma walked in :D! "Gakupo you bastard where the hell is my alcoho- …Children, you're here!" The woman of about seventy cheered excitedly.
Len took the opportunity to break free of the man's grip. He was never so happy to see his legal grandmother. "Hi Kyuono-san!" Rin cheerily said running over the hug the elder woman. The woman smiled and hugged her with the hand not preoccupied with her cane (A/N: Those that you see people in the hospital with, ya know the ones with the wheels?). "Len," The said boy turned upon hearing his name being said. "You should learn from your brother, he actually hugs me when he first see's me in over five years! Shame on you!"
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"Uhh, Kyuono-san? Rin is a girl." Len implied. The woman gasped.
"How would you know you incest committer? DEVIL CHILD!"
The woman began to hit Len's knees with the cane. "Ow, Stop it!" He whined trying to escape the death machine.
"YOU DESERVE IT, HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR OWN SISTER LIKE THAT!"
"I didn't!"
"LIAR! LYING IS A SIN!"
In the mean time Rin sulked in the corner for being mistaken as a boy…by her own grandmother.
T_T
"I blame it on Kyuu-Sama." She whimpered.
T_T
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