Acronyms

This was an official nightmare for Hyuuga Neji.

It was worse than when Lee dragged him to meet the new squirrel family.

Worse than when Hiashi caught a bare-chested Neji on top of a Tenten who's shirt was unbuttoned.

NONONO, THEY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING, it was just another freak coincidence.

It was worse than when Hanabi found his journal.

It was worse than when Tenten gave him the acronym.

Because now Konoha could change their name from the Hidden Village of Leaf to the HVOA.

Hidden. Village. Of. Acronyms.

Kill. Him. Now.

Tenten grinned, "Hi Neji! WU?" What's up?

"….."

"NEJI MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL, IWBY!" I will beat you!

"Okay Ino! Start over!"

"Elizabeth-Annn!"

"WU?" What's up?

"What's up, this bill is what's up! Who have you been texting fifty times a day?"

"IDK, my BFF Jill?" I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill?

"…Tell your BFF Jill, I'm taking away your cellphone." Best friend forever

"TISNF!" This is so not fair!

"Me paying this bill, that's what tis… en eff!"

Sakura grinned, "Great!"

"WE ROCK!"

"ILY!" I love you!

"ILY TOO, BUT SASUKE-KUN'S MINE!" I love you!

"NW!" No way!

"YW!" Yes way!

Neji's eyebrow twitched.

He hated acronyms. With. Passion.

"OMG, NO RAMEN, OMFGN!" Oh my God, no ramen, Oh my f-in God, no!

"IWBMB ITACHI!" I will beat my brother!

"SAKE! MSN!" (A/N LMAO, NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MSN, I MADE UP AN ACRONYM." More sake now!

"You know Neji," Tenten said happily walking next to him, "You should learn how to decipher acronyms, IMO!" In my opinion!

"…"

"…Well it's just educated guessing, actually."

"There is no such thing as an educated guess."

"YTI." Yes there is.

"No there isn't."

"YTI." Yes there is.

"No."

"YTI." Yes there is.

"No."

Tenten sighed and spun around, "So Neji… WTE?" Want to eat?

"Sure."

"…Are you guessing? Because you answered the last two acronyms I gave you correctly."

"I'm a prodigy for a reason Tenten."

"Jerk!"

"Neji-niisan!"

"Hinata-sama."

Hinata smiled, stopping in front of the two, "Konnichiwa, Neji-niisan and Tenten-chan. Hanabi wanted me to tell the both of you: GMOIARA." Go make out in a room already.

"…What?"

Tenten tilted her head, "…I don't get it."

Hinata's smile broadened, "You will!"

"NEJI. TENTEN. GMOIARAN!" Go make out in a room already now!

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

"HANABI."

Hanabi glared, "NOW! I COMMAND YOU TOO. NOWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"MM." MAKE ME.

"IW!" I WILL!

"OMG, INO!" OH MY GOD!

"SAKURA, IHY! HCY?" I HATE YOU! HOW COULD YOU?

"AKAMARU! GF!" GO FETCH!

"MY BUGS! RIP, BUGS!". REST IN PEACE

Neji twitched and glared at Tenten.

"TENTEN, THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GIVING ME THAT… WHATEVER THE HELL IT WAS."

"NIN!" Tenten retorted, glaring at him, her fists clenched. NO IT ISN'T!

"YII." YES IT IS.

"OMG, YOU CAN USE ACRONYMS?" OH MY GOD!

"ND." NO DUH.

"AH!" ASS HOLE.

"WF." WEAPON FREAK.

"WTF?" WHAT THE F-?

"WTF YOURSELF." WHAT THE F-

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN MEAN? IHY." I HATE YOU.

"NO YOU DON'T."

"FINE ILY! HYUUGA NEJI, I LOVE YOU." I LOVE YOU!

"ILY TOO." I LOVE YOU

"…Really?"

The rest of Konoha stopped and stared at Neji, "…Really?"

"…Maybe…"

…

"Good! Now you can GMOIARA!" Go make out in a room already!
"What's that?"

"Go make out in a room already!"

"HYUUGA HANABI. GET BACK HERE."

"NOOOOOOOOO!"