Neji threw the bundle into Tenten's arms, and ignored her yells as he stomped upstairs, threw himself onto his bed, and heard, "GOD DAMNIT HYUUGA NEJI!" from Tenten.
Life sucked.
The pregnancy itself was hell already.
He had to put up with her mood swings.
"Oh Neji, will you get me some weapons?" Tenten asked sweetly.
He gave a grunt and turned around, clearly not getting her her desired weapons.
She clenched her fists, "HYUUGA NEJI, AS YOUR DAMN WIFE, GET ME THOSE DAMN WEAPONS NOW!" she screamed.
He glared at her.
She teared up, "I'm sorry!" she wailed.
He sighed and grabbed his coat and left, hearing Tenten's yells of gratefulness just before he slammed the door.
He'd rather go outside then put up with more of her mood swings.
He heard something inside his house crash.
Yep, rather go outside than put up with her mood swings.
As if those mood swings were bad enough, then came her craving for foods…
"NEJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
"What?"
She burst into his room, "I want umeboshi!"
He sweat dropped, "You hate umeboshi… you prefer Chinese food…"
She glared at him, "TOO BAD, I WANT UMEBOSHI!"
"All right all right," he grumbled and went out to get some umeboshi.
After a while, he came back and thrust the package into her arms. She grinned, "Thanks!"
He sighed. And she hated umeboshi… but most of all, she hated cherries… who knows why?
"Neji, get me cherries!"
He growled. Being the husband of a pregnant wife was horrible.
Mood swings, food cravings… then the labor…
Neji winced as she screamed again.
He'd have to get his ears checked later…
She screamed.
Er, not need to go into detail…
He stretched on the bed and Tenten burst into the room, "Hey Neji, are you okay?" she asked cradling the child in her arms.
He gave a grunt in reply.
She knew her husband well enough to interpret his grunt…
His grunt had 5 definitions. The first one was 'yes', then the second was 'no', the third was 'leave me alone' the third was 'of course I'm not, I'm pissed as hell' and the fifth was 'leave me alone now, or I'll kill you.'
She knew this was the third one.
She sighed and sat down next to him and held their child above his face, "Come on Hikaro, look at your daddy! See how annoyed he is? Don't ever be like him!"
He glared at her as Hikaro reached out a tiny hand and grabbed his nose.
Neji let out a sigh, barely keeping himself from slapping the child's hand away.
Tenten put the baby in the cradle and laid down next to him, "Being a parent is hard, huh?"
"Hn."
She smiled slightly, "But it's rewarding."
"Sometimes…"
Maybe parenting wasn't as bad as hell as he though…
The baby gave a loud wail.
"Oh, Neji, it's your turn to change his diaper!"
Screw that. Parenting was like hell.
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