Beaches, Swimsuits, Fainting. Again.

The beach.

Naturally Neji hated it because it burned his perfect pale complexion, and of course, fan girls dressed in skimpy swimsuits kept going up to him and flirting.

"No," he said immediately when another one opened her mouth.

Tch. Pathetic.

Showing off so much skin.

Ugh, it scared him.

"Hyuuga," Sasuke hissed, his hand pinching his nose, "Get away from here before Tenten comes."

"Wh—oh," he said, staring at Sasuke, who's hand was now pretty red from nose bleeds…

"…Haruno did that?"

Sasuke snorted, "No your cousin di—I'M KIDDING."

Neji snorted, "Thanks, I guess."

"She's coming this way."

"See you around," he muttered, then started to run off.

"Hey, where's Neji going?" Tenten asked, coming in view in her brown bikini with small weapons on it as a design.

"I dunno, he said he was thirsty."

Tenten glanced over and smiled, trying to hide her laughter, "Hey Sasuke, Sakura's looking for you."

"…Tell her I'm in the bathroom."

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Neji stopped behind a palm tree to catch his breath.

He never ever thought he'd be running from his teammate to avoid his… fifth nosebleed and third faint?

"Hi Neji!"

Shit.

"Gotta run bye!" he called as he sprinted off, not looking back.

Neji put his finger under his nose and scowled.

Damn. Just her presence gave him a nosebleed.

"HYUUGA NEJI!" Tenten suddenly yelled, and jumped on him, her arms around his neck, knocking him down, "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? I DON'T LOOK THAT BAD!" she wailed.

He turned around and glared, "TEN-"

Dang.

She was smokin' hot.

And there was a guy-

Oh. He fainted.

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"Neji?" Tenten asked timidly, still sitting on him, slapping him lightly, "Neji? This isn't funny. NEJI."

Still knocked-out.

"…..NEJIIII!"

Tenten slapped him again, "HYUUGA NEJI, WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!"

"Hey you're hot."

"NEJII!" Tenten wailed again as a random guy grabbed her by her upper arm, "Sir, let go of me, I'm trying to wake him up!"

"Meh, I'm not going too. You're too hot to be left—"

"Let. Go. Of. Her," Neji growled, sending a punch straight at his face.

"God, fine man, didn't know she was taken," he grumbled and sulked off.

Tenten rubbed her arm, "Thanks Ne- Neji?"

And Neji was already a fair distance away, still running.

"HYUUGA NEJI."

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Where to hide? Where to hide?

Neji looked around desperately.

He still had a decent amount of Hyuuga pride!

Ocean.

THAT'S IT!

He stopped abruptly, took a huge breath, and jumped into the ocean.

Not very smart….

Neji opened his eyes and looked around. The ocean was-

Hey what was-

What-

Wa-

CRAAAAAAAP.

Neji's eyes went huge, looking like a frog, as an octopus used one of it's many legs to catch him.

Oh, so the great Hyuuga Neji dies from an octopus?

Greaaaaaaaaaat.

Neji flailed around desperately, trying to escape the grip…

Stupid suction things.

I die from an octopus. Great end to a great life.

WHOOSH.

Neji looked around to see where the kunai came from, and saw none other than the person he was avoiding all day.

To tell you the truth, he was damn glad to see her.

The octopus let go, glared at the two, stuck it's… invisible nose up, and… swam off, while Neji and Tenten surfaced.

"Neji you idiot!" she gasped.

"I was running!"

"From who?"

"You!"

"Why?"

"Because um, I didn't want to get another nosebleed!"

She blinked, "I look that good?"

"…..Yes?"

Tenten tilted her head and blushed lightly, "Neji… you're constantly having nosebleeds when my hair isn't up, or I'm wearing something different then my usual attire…"

Crap. She noticed.

Yeah this is bad.

"Er…"

She grinned and leaned in, kissing him lightly, "So cute, Neji-chan."

"Er Tenten…"

"Yeah?"

"…That octopus is coming back with an army."

"…Well don't just tell me, SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"