Tenten was known for being the toughest kunoichi in Konoha that was still a chuunins.
Neji was known for being cold, annoyed by his fangirls, and one of the youngest to become a jounin. Prodigy indeed.
They lived in completely different worlds… yet they're attracted to each other…
Then Neji had an ambition…
To see his girlfriend crying.
Seems pretty sadistic…
Ladida…
Okay. ake her sad, and she'll cry, right?
Right!
Plan #1- Steal her weapons
Neji snuck into Tenten's house and stole all her weapons, which were 9,826 senbons, 15,974 kunais, 11,579 shurikens, 874 katanas, 102 wooden poles, 605 maces, 20,306 scrolls, and many others.
No wonder she never seemed to run out of weapons…
By the time he threw them all into his closet, he was bleeding and aching all over.
A few hours later, Tenten dropped by.
"Hey Neji…"
"Hn."
"…Did you steal my weapons?"
"Hn."
She went over to him and smacked the back of his head, "I'm serious!"
"Hn."
She marched over to the closet and threw the doors open, greeted by a waterfall of her precious sharp metal objects.
Her head poked out from the pile, "Neji…"
"Hn."
"YOU GOD DAMN WEAPON STEALER!"
In the end, he was pinned to the wall…
Not to mention he was only in his boxers.
"TENTEN!"
Hanabi passed by whistling, caught sigh of her cousin, froze and stared.
Neji glared at her.
"MY EYES! THEY HAVE BEEN SCARRED BY A NEAR NAKED NEJI-NII-SAN!"
"URUSAI HANABI!"
Plan #2- Hurt her until she cried
Gosh, Neji is pretty cruel…
He leaned against the tree, waiting for Tenten to arrive.
He knew this was cruel.
But Hyuugas never gave up.
"Hi Neji!" Apparently she got over the weapon theft.
"Hn," Apparently he wasn't over being almost completely stripped and humiliated.
She giggled nervously and pulled out a kunai, "Let's start!"
He ran towards her at amazing speed.
He tried anything that wouldn't kill her or hurt her to much like Jyuuken of Hakke Rokujuyon Sho.
Was he softening up?
In the end, he won and she laid on the ground panting.
"Great… job… Neji…"
"Hn."
He deactivated his Byakugan and started to leave but paused.
He turned around and offered her his hand, "Here."
She stared at it, then her face grew into a huge grin, "Thanks Neji!"
Hey, no rule said that Hyuugas can't be nice.
…Oh yeah, rule number 214657…
Plan #3- Tears of joy
Okay. Sadness WASN'T working. So let's do the opposite thing, tears of joy.
Shouldn't be that hard… women cried a lot.
Well, Tenten wasn't your average woman.
Neji rang her doorbell. Okay, make her happy… shouldn't be that hard.
"Hi Neji!"
"…Whahetorwernight?"
Wow smooth Neji, smooth…
She blinked, "Huh?"
"I mean, watch the meteor shower tonight?"
Her face split into a huge grin, "Sure! Tonight at 6, 'kay?"
He gave a grunt in reply and left, wondering what to do.
Later
Neji sat down on the grassy plain, folding his hands behind his head and lying down.
Soon Tenten arrived wearing her usual pink Chinese top and a pink Chinese dress with a slit going up all the way to her upper thing on the left.
Damn hormones.
She sat down next to him, "Hi Neji!"
"Hn."
Tenten watched the night sky happily, her brown eyes glittering as she watched the sparkling stars.
Neji watched her.
It didn't matter if he'll never get to see her cry.
Seeing her happy was better.
The meteor shower started and her happiness increased.
She lied down and cuddled next to him.
Usually he'd push her away and say, "Personal space…"
But he'd make an exception tonight.
Next day
Okay. His plan didn't work.
Neji kicked a pebble as he approached Tenten's house.
He still remembered how happy she was yesterday.
He half smirked and lifted his hand to knock when he heard someone crying inside.
His pulse quickened and stealthily sneaked into the house, and caught sigh of Tenten… crying?
He crept up behind her.
It was true.
Needless to say, through her puffy red eyes, tear stained cheeks…
She still looked beautiful.
"Tenten."
Tenten spun around and hastily tried to wipe away her tears, but Neji caught her hand.
"Don't be ashamed…"
"Sorry you have to see me like this…"
The corners of his mouth lifted into a half smirk, half smile.
He pulled her to his chest, ignored her gasp of surprise and muttered, "You're still beautiful."
She sniffled and snuggled closer.
So in the end, Neji did get what he wanted.
But he didn't have to see it.
Why?
Because his girlfriend was always beautiful in his eyes.
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