Bloddy Murderer

It was a perfectly quiet afternoon in Konoha.

Perfect.

Neji liked it—

"!"

Okay, the silence was just broken.

"TENTEN-SAN, I'M SO—"

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Tenten screamed, pushing Hiashi out of her small apartment, "YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ELSE! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU… YOU… YOU BLOODY MURDERER!" she wailed, slamming the door in his face.

"…Hiashi-sama, with all due respect…"

Hiashi turned around and glared at Neji, "Do not ever mention this again."

"…Hai…"

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Tenten sniffed, picking up the broken shards in her hands.

"Hiashi you bloody murderer!" Tenten hissed.

"Why is Hiashi-sama a bloody murderer?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe it runs in the Hyuuga blood. Like how you almost killed Hina-chan, and Hina-chan accidentally squashed one of Shino's bugs, and Hanabi stabbed the rat."

"…Tenten, she killed it for you."

"Still."

"Tenten…"

"Now now Neji," Tenten sighed, standing up, "You're my boyfriend, and I love you to death, but I seriously think that you, as a Hyuuga, just might kill something in my house, so please leave."

"But…"

Tenten held her katana up to his throat, "Do you wish to leave or meet death?"

"…I'll see you tomorrow," he said nervously, backing away.

An emo Tenten was trouble.

"!"

And loud.

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"I don't get it, why am I here?" Neji hissed.

"We're giving it a funeral!" Sakura hissed back.

"What's 'it'?" Neji asked.

"It died!" Ino whispered.

"What died?"

"It!" Hinata responded.

"…Gee, you three are so helpful."

Tenten sighed dramatically.

Okay, this was getting way out of hand.

Neji was seriously getting worried. Did someone or something really important die?

Was she going to die too?

OH NOOOOOOO!

"Today we lay to rest my beloved Kota. He was wonderful, silent and always listening to me when I ramble, unlike Neji who gets impatient and tries to Jyuuken me…" Tenten sighed, "I'll miss him, even though I didn't really know him, I'll miss him. Even though I only had him for 2 days, I'll miss him."

"Amen," the girls whispered.

Neji stared.

Kota…

…

What the hell?

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"Tenten."

Tenten turned around, "Yeah Neji?"

Neji's lips twitched, "Kota died? Hiashi-sama murdered your goldfish?"

"Yes!" she cried, "He was walking, then he knocked over the fishbowl, and it crashed onto the floor! And Kota-kun died!"

"…A goldfish. So much grieving for a goldfish?"

"YES!"

"IT'S A DAMN GOLDFISH!"

"WELL SAY THAT TO IT'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY!"

"YOU ONLY KNEW HIM FOR 2 DAYS! WHY'S HE SO DAMN SPECIAL?"

"BECAUSE YOU WON HIM FOR ME AT THE FAIR!" she wailed, "It was the first time you ever gave me anything except for an injury!"

"…It was special because I gave it to you?"

"YES!"

He sighed, a vein throbbing as he grabbed her hand, "Let's go."

"Go where?"

"To get you another damn goldfish so you can stop mourning."

"Yay!"