Caught

"Hi Neji! I'm pregnant!"

"…"

Thud.

"…Neji?"

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"Um Neji…"

"Yes?"

"…Well um, I'm kinda um… pregnant again."

"…..Tenten, are you stealing those condoms? I swear, I use one every time we…"

"….Well um, sometimes I asked Sakura to use a genjetsu to make you think…"

"…..TENTEN."

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"HYUUGA NEJI. TWO CHILDREN ALREADY, A THIRD ON IT'S WAY. CONSIDERING YOU HAVE ALL YOUR MISSIONS, AS WELL AS TENTEN, HOW THE HELL DO THE TWO OF YOU HAVE TIME?"

"…..She's pregnant again?" Neji asked exasperatedly.

"YES DAMNIT, AGAIN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR WIFE THROUGH? GOING ON MISSIONS WITH AN UNBORN CHILD PUTS STRESS ON HER AND THE CHILD. DAMNIT, HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU HAVING SEX?"

"…Once a…"

"LIAR."

"…"

"HYUUGA, ANSWER ME!" Tsunade roared.

Neji sighed and ran a hand through his hair, "…Well, thirteen a…"

"MONTH? DAMNIT HYUUGA, I GIVE YOU A MISSION ALMOST EVERY DAY, AND MOST OF THEM TAKE WEEKS TO…"

"…..A week."

"…..I am never putting you and Tenten on the same mission ever again."

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"…Now now Ama, don't annoy Daddy…"

"DADDY! I WANNA KNOW!" a young girl whined again, tugging on Neji's sleeve, ignoring his eye twitching.

The girl looked around 7. She had dark brown hair like her father's, which were tied in two braids, and they bounced against her back lightly as she walked. Her bangs covered her pretty lilac Hyuuga eyes slightly, and the dark brown contrasted against the pale Hyuuga skin.

"Behind her stood a boy looking around 9, who was scratching the back of his head in a nervous manner. He had short cropped hair, resembling Kiba's, but it was chocolate brown, like his mother's. His eyes were silver, but they looked warm with a slight purplish tint.

Standing a fair distance away was a boy around the age of 14. He had long hair like his father, dark brown and it was tied in a low ponytail, close to the neck. His bangs framed his face, covering his cold, white Hyuuga eyes slightly. He resembled his father, especially right now while scowling at his siblings.

…Yeah, he does resemble Neji an awful lot.

"It was Kageru's fault!" Ama wailed, pointing at her brother behind her, "He was sneaking around!"

"Is not! YO HIRU, come here and help me defend our manly pride!"

"Tch. You're a disgrace to men and women."

"STUPID ASS! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN YOU HAVE FANGIRLS OR YOU'RE BRILLIANTLY SMART OR YOU'RE THE TOP ROOKIE, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. COME. HERE. NOW."

"Make me," Hiru answered coolly, smirking over.

"I knew he was my favorite…" Neji muttered, smirking over at his eldest son.

Tenten frowned disapprovingly, "Neji!"

"DADDY HAS A FAVORITE?"

"I BET IT'S MEEE!"

"It's me geniuses."

Tenten smiled in a motherly way at her children, elbowing Neji harshly. "We don't have favorites, we all love you equally. Isn't that right Neji?'

"Hn."

"NEJI."

"Tch."

"HYUUGA NEJI."

"…What your mother said."

Tenten smiled again, but this time through gritted teeth, "…So, why do you three have Mommy's um…"

"Bra?" Ama grinned at Tenten and Neji's horrified faces, "Kageru told me!"

"…Kageru…" Tenten slowly turned to her middle child, glaring t him, "What have you been telling your sister," she whispered dangerously.

Kageru twitched under his mother's glare, "H-Hiru found condoms!"

…

Wow.

Neji.

Tenten.

You two are so busted.

"….Neji didn't you…"

"…I swear I…"

"Hiding them in a box of Mom's tampons was way too easy," Hiru snorted, chucking the package of condoms at his parents, "Anyway Mom, why's your bra ripped? Did Dad rip it off you or use a kunai?"

….

Neji and Tenten flushed, "W-what?"

"Don't play dumb," Hiru smirked cockily.

"We heard moaning!" Ama squealed.

"And screaming!" Kageru beamed.

….

Hiru's smirk widened, "Two top jounins in the ANBU squad caught having sex by their children. Great job. Just. Great."

"What's that?"

"Well Ama!" Kageru cleared his throat, "It's when Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, then they get onto a bed, then Daddy-"

"OFF TO YOUR ROOMS!" Tenten screamed shrilly, her face beet red.

The kids grinned at their parents and walked off with Ama in the middle, Kageru still explaining the cycle of life, and Hiru snickering madly.

"…Neji, we should really get Hinata to watch them when we…"

"…Yeah."

"…You know," Tenten said slyly, smiling up at Neji, "Hinata's coming to take them to the park in a few minutes…"

…

"HEY KIDS!" Tenten yelled as Neji roughly began to kiss her neck, "WHEN HINA-CHAN COMES, GO WITH, Neji, stop it! HER!"

Tenten let out a soft squeal as Neji picked her up easily and headed towards the master bedroom, "U-uh, HAVE FUN W-WITH HINATA!"

SLAM.

Click.

Moan.

…..

"…Wow," Kageru said slowly, "That was…"

"….Hinata-neechan is coming soon!" Ama said happily, bouncing around.

"Perverts," Hiru muttered.

"Oh shut up Hiru! You care too!"

"…."

"Ama-chan, Kageru-kun, Hiru-kun! Let's go!" Hinata called as she unlocked the front door and entered the house, "Where are Neji-niisan and Tenten-chan?"

"Having sex!"

"…."

"O-oh G-God… " the four outside stared at the master bedroom door as they heard Tenten's voice. "NEJI!"

…Awkward. Silence.

Very awkward.

Hinata's lips curled up as she picked up a happy Ama, "Well… let's go. Maybe you two will spend the night at Hinata-neechan's… again."

"YAY!"

"Great."

Hinata sighed as the children began to follow her out of the house.

They have got to control themselves…