10 Things You Should Never Mention to Your Mother

Chapter 4
I Have Hormones, Mummy!
Never Show Your Mom You Like to Make-out With Your Brother

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So there everyone sat, awkwardly at the dinner table with the grandmother glaring at Len from across the table.

Kara sat awkwardly beside the grandmother, to her right to be exact. And likewise Gakupo sat to the left.

"This is lovely steak, don't you agree mother?" Gakupo said trying to start a conversation. "I can't eat steak, my intestines will explode and I'll get diarrhea."

Gakupo quickly placed his fork back into plate and grabbed a napkin to gag in, Kara slowly but her mashed potatoes down as well. Len hadn't been eating in the first place but Rin still continued to inhale her food at an inhumanly pace.

"Tell me, Len…" The grandmother began as she finished her mashed spam and soft sweet peas that resembled baby food.

"Have you ever read a bible before?"

"…"

"DEVIL CHILD!" The woman yelled reaching across the table to hit the boy with her cane. "Oww!" He shouted as he began to cry like a small child.

"Th-that h-hurt…a lot." He whimpered between sobs as he clutched his cheek.

"hry waby…" Rin slurred between bites.

"What?"

"…You're an idiot." She snorted.

"You're an idiot-er!" Len shot back.

"Baka, that made no sense!" Rin protested finally dropping her fork. "That's because only smart people could understand it!" And so it began… the staring contest of course.

Len glared at her harshly and Rin followed just as hard.

Len… _ _ …Rin

As if robotically both twins stood at the same time and tackled each other at the same time.

"Y-you idiot!"

"You're the idiot, Rin!"

"Am not!"

"Is too!"

"Am not!"

"Is too!"

…

And that was where the punching began, Rin being first to hit him. Of course stubborn Len just HAD to punch her back.

"You hit like a g-girl, Rin."

"Th-that's because I am a girl, what's your excuse?"*

Kara was the first to "man-up" and do something. She ran towards the twins but was pushed back by her sister.

"M-Meiko?...They'll get hurt if we don't do anything!"

Meiko smirked and took a swig from the sake bottle she had arrived with.

"Let's just sit back and watch, I'm sure Rin wouldn't hurt him too bad."

Gakupo, Meiko, Kara and their grandmother sat back and continued eating talking about one thing or another until the twins bickering subsided.

Meiko looked over at them to see what had caused them to become quiet. She gasped and poked Gakupo to make him look.

"Wha-…Oh my…" He muttered at the sight.

The twins were currently in a heavy make-out session. Tossing and turning, fighting to be dominant and from the looks of it Len had won.

"I hate you…" He had murmured into her mouth as they continued their lip-locking.

"I…hate you…too…" She had murmured back lazily.

The grandmother turned to see what her children were gawking at and she regretted it.

"YOU DEVIL CHILD!"

And the cane was, once again, used.