Dairy of Tenten

Our story begins with Neji in Tenten's bedroom, on Tenten's bed—

NO, TENTEN IS NOT IN THE ROOM, OR ON THE BED, SO IF YOU WERE EXPECTING THAT, I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

Anyway, so he was sitting there, waiting for Tenten to come out from the shower—

THE BATHROOM IS OUTSIDE.

And so he finds this little purple book, labeled 'Tenten's Diary'.

Now Neji is a prodigy. He's cold. He's stoic. He has his own fanclub. He's mature.

"Tenten your diary is right here in front of me."

"Great Neji, do whatever the hell you want, I'm still showering!"

Do whatever the hell you want.

Neji smirked and took the book and easily broke the lock, and opened it.

Bad bad Neji.

June 24th

Dear Diary,

Well, I'm not a super girly girl, but I guess keeping a diary could be good. Anyway, my name is Tenten, I'm on Team Gai with Hyuuga Neji, Maito Gai, and Rock Lee. Gai and Lee are hyperactive spandex-obsessing, youth loving people. They're crazy, but nice. Neji though is cold, stoic, arrogant, freakin' cocky, and gets on my nerves.

"…Thanks," Neji muttered.

But that's what makes him so damn hot! I know I sound like a girl for saying that, but it's true. His eyes are so mysterious and alluring, and he's known as the 'pretty boy', 'Hyuuga prodigy', and to fangirls he's known as 'NEJI-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNN'. I can't believe I'm in the same cell as him! Well, I'm going to be late for training, bye!

"…She thinks I'm hot?"

Neji blinked a couple of times and stared at himself in the mirror, "I am not a pretty boy, Uchiha is."

June 28th

Dear Diary,

Ugh, today was a crappy day. Sakura, Hinata, Ino and I were talking about the prodigies, obviously Sasuke and Neji, and it drifted to the point of seeing who looked good with Neji. They came up with NejiHina, Hinata fainted, then when she woke up she slapped Ino, NejiSaku, Sakura just sat there, with a dreamy look, saying something about if she was with Neji then Sasuke'd notice her, then NejiIno, because Ino tried to seduce him. Okay I admit, NejiHina looks cute,

Neji was gagging at this point.

But seriously. Hinata's got this crush on Naruto, and I'm sure she likes Kiba, even though she doesn't know it, and he likes her. Neji just doesn't look good with Sakura, I'm sorry. Ino? Don't' make me laugh.

Then they started talking about NejiTen, and they agreed that would be the best pairing of all. They said we were already good friends, we looked cute together, and we could name our kid Tenji.

I'm sorry. What?

….But I secretly agreed….

Neji stared at the journal.

So this was girl talk.

Freaky.

But interesting.

July 3rd

Dear Diary,

I'll make this short. Today was Neji's birthday. Why am I pissed?

I just haaaad to fall in love with him. God I hate myself sometimes.

…

….

…Score.

Neji smirked and flipped through the journal. Interesting…

Ah, a recent one.

July 2nd

Dear Diary,

…I think I'm kinda way too in love with him. I find myself daydreaming about him a lot, and because of that I get sent to the hospital from his Jyuuken. I think I'm becoming a fangirl.

…But then again, would a fangirl care if he was happy? I mean, I know I love him and all, but I want him to be happy, even if that means him not loving me.

He's starting to be nicer to me though. He apologizes for sending me to the hospital and takes me there. Sometimes he treats me to lunch or dinner too.

…This is going to sound so unlike me, but everytime he smiles and glances at me with a smile, I feel dizzy. OH God, NO, I refuse to be hopelessly in love.

…pity I already am…

Neji flipped through the rest of the diary, to find out it was empty, and placed it back in it's original position, resuming his position of staring at the wall.

"Hi Neji!" Tenten said happily, entering her bedroom, fully dressed, her hair still wet but up in her traditional hair buns, "I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long," she glanced at her diary and smiled, "I knew you'd read it."

He smirked, "Any reason I shouldn't?"

"Nah. I don't have any secrets to keep from you anyway," she shrugged and leaned over to kiss him lightly, "You already knew I loved you a long time ago, Hyuuga-san."

"Nice to be reassured though. And I am not a pretty boy."

"Yes you are!"

"…"

"Okay you're not."

"Thank you."

She grinned, "You're hot."

"Obviously you thought so. Are you really upset about being hopelessly in love?"

She tapped her chin, "No, not really. Not with you at least."

"Now anyway, we're going to be late," he said, standing up, "We go on a date once a week, and I'm going to make sure it's special."

"It always is, so stop worrying!"

"It has to be extra special, after reading the Diary of Tenten."

"H—"

"It was written in huge letters on the first page."