Hair

Sasuke and Sakura.

The avenger and the medic.

Temari and Shikamaru.

Fiesty woman, lazy ass.

Naruto Hinata Kiba.

Two hyperactive boys trying to get a single, calm, sweet little girl.

Neji and Tenten.

Hair.

Yeah you heard me.

HAIR.

Neji was known throughout the village as the Hyuuga Prodigy, or as his fan girls called him, Hyuuga-Prodigy-Neji-samaaaa. He was also known for having perfect hair. It was never greasy, it shone justttt right, no knots, no split ends.

Tenten was known as the Weapons Mistress, and the girl-that-killed-any-fan-boy-that-came-near-her-or-if-she-didn't-Neji-did. She was known for her unique hair, two buns.

No one ever knew what she looked like with her hair down.

Until today.

Poor poor Neji…

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"Neji, want more tea?"

"Hn."

Tenten smiled as she gracefully refilled his mug, and set down the porcelain kettle (A/N …Oh God, summer's turning me stupid, I forgot what it was called T-T) down on the coffee table.

"…So… Neji…"

Tenten drummed her fingers on her knee lightly, "So….."

"…Do you ever let your hair down?"

She stared at him, "Yeah Neji, I let my hair down when I shower. And when I sleep."

He raised an eyebrow, "Let your hair down."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No"

"….Fine," she sighed, reaching up to untie one of her silk ribbons but stopped, "Wait… NO! DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME, HYUUGA NEJI!"

He leaned back and crossed his arms, looking at her, "Why not?"

"Why should I?"

"Why not?"

"Cuz I don wanna!"

He sighed, "Tenten, we've been going out for four months, and I've never seen you with your hair down."

"Neji, we've been going out for four months, and you've only kissed me once."

"…"

They glared at each other for a few moments, "So if I kiss you you'll let your hair down?"

"No."

"…What if I don't kiss you for the rest of our lives?"

"I'll go emo."

He banged his head against the sofa, "Do you really look that ugly?"

"…."

"…Or are you worried I'll die because of loss of blood?"

The corners of Tenten's lips twitched, "Are you trying to say that I'd look sexy with my hair down?"

"…."

Blush.

"…Maybe…"

Tenten giggled, "That's so sweet!"

She stood up and sauntered towards the kitchen, "You deserve a cookie for that!"

She grinned and turned around, preparing to enter the kitchen.

However, she didn't expect her boyfriend to pin her to the wall.

And didn't expect her to be holding a kunai up to his throat.

"…Tenten."

"Neji!"

Tenten lowered the kunai, "Sorry, reflexes."

"Good ones."

"Thanks. Now, why are you pinning me to the wall."

"Tenten."

"What?"

"Let your hair down."

Tenten sighed, "Ne ne, so pushy Neji!"

She reached up behind her and gently tugged at the baby blue ribbons, letting her brown hair softly fall onto her shoulders.

Neji stared.

Okay this wasn't fair.

He spent a lot of time grooming his hair, damnit! Do you know how long it takes to get it into that low ponytail, juuuuust right? And to have it shine juuuust right?

And now look here with Tenten. She doesn't rightly care about her hair at all, having it up in those adorable hair buns, and her hair is straight, sleek, smooth, and shiny.

This was not…

Those were the last three words Neji thought before his nose started bleeding and he blacked out.

Yes Hyuuga Neji fainted.

Yeah. Tenten was that damn hot with her hair down.