I Love You So Much

Neji raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me?"

Tenten grinned, "You wanted to know what I thought of you, so figure out what that stands for, and you'll know!"

He looked down at the paper. It said: ILYSFM

He looked up but she had disappeared.

He sighed and stuffed his hands into his pockets as he began walking around Konoha.

Okay. He won't deny it. He liked his teammate.

Damn Tenten.

Damn her.

Damn this piece of paper.

DAMN THE DAMN WORLD!

His eyes narrowed slightly. ILYSFM. What could that stand for?

"Neji-san!"

He turned around, "Haruno," he growled. Great, just what he needed, an annoying pink head. (A/N I have nothing against Sakura, I love her!)

Sakura grinned, "I heard Tenten gave you a note! I know what it stands for!"

"What?"

She stuck out her tongue, "I'm not telling!" she chirped and skipped off.

Huh. If she wasn't going to tell him, what was the point of that?

He muttered a string of swears under his breath as he continued watching.

"Hyuuga."

"NEJI!"

"Troublesome…"

He snarled something under his breath and spun around.

"Whaddya want Uchiha, Nara."

"HEY, YOU FORGOT ME!" Naruto yelled, "I'M THE ONE THAT KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CHUUNIN EXAMS!"

Neji narrowed his eyes and activated his Byakugan.

"I… MEAN…" Naruto hid behind Shikamaru and let out a sigh of relief as Neji's Byakugan disappeared.

"Come on Hyuuga," Sasuke said motioning for Neji to follow them.

Neji didn't move.

"RASENGAN!"

Aaaaaaaaand a Neji went flying through the air.

Neji crashed through the roof of the Uchiha manor and cursed like crazy.

"Okay, show me the note," Shikamaru yawned.

Neji reluctantly handed the lazy genius the note.

Shikamaru's eyes widened and smirked, "Aw, that's sweet. Troublesome to decipher, but pretty sweet…"

"…" Neji narrowed his eyes, "What does it say?"

"Figure it out. Okay, I'll give you a hint, the 'f' stands for… uh, the 'f' word…"

Naruto tilted his head, "Huh?"

Shikamaru banged his head against the wall, "The 'f' word…"

"The swear word," Neji said plainly.

"What a guy does to a girl," Sasuke said with a slight blush.

"Nani?"

"You know, when the do stuff on the bed?"

"Sleep?"

"Other than sleeping."

"Uhh… OH! YOU MEAN SEX!" Naruto said with a burst of inspiration.

The other three geniuses banged their heads on the same wall.

"And? What part?"

"…The… uh…" they tried to find the right word.

"What?"

"…Whentheguyentersthegirl," they said together.

"Huh?"

They smacked his head.

"OH! THAT PART!" Naruto grinned, "Okay, I got it!"

"So that's what the 'f' stands for?" Neji asked.

"Yep."

Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto crowded around the note while Shikamaru went outside to look at the clouds.

They narrowed the eyes, "God, what do girls know that boys don't?"

"OH, I GOT IT!" Naruto yelled.

"WHAT?"

"I LOVE YOUR RAMEN SO MUCH!"

"YOU IDIOT!"

"Jyuuken!"

BOOM, a Naruto went flying through the air yelling, "NEJI I HATE YOU!"

The last two prodigies continued staring at the paper.

"I got it," Sasuke smirked.

"What?"

"Idiot. Don't you get it?"

"No."

"Are you pessimistic?"

"Yes."

"…O…kay… so that's why you don't get it yet… try thinking optimistic," Sasuke said plainly and left.

"Optimistic, optimistic, optimistic…" Neji murmured and it clicked.

He smirked, "Nice one Tenten."

Later…

Tenten spun around and tripped when the doorbell rang.

She ran to answer it, "Neji!"

He brushed past her and sat down on the couch.

Wow. So polite.

She didn't mind though, and sat down next to him, "Did you figure it out?"

He smirked, "Yes."

She blushed, "So? Then what does it stand for?"

"I…"

She leaned forward.

"Love…"

She took in a sharp breath.

"Ying so 'f' much."

She fell of the couch.

"Ying or Yang. One of them."

She banged her head against the table, "You're so stupid Neji!"

"Hn."

She glared at him blushing heavily, "You wanna know what ILYSFM stands for?"

"…"

"It stands for 'I love you so f-ing much!"

She paused and blushed.

He smirked, "Mission accomplished."

"You knew?"

"Of course. Had to make you say it."

She blushed.

"AND I GOT IT ON TAPE!" Naruto yelled.

The two spun around, "WHAT THE HELL?"

Naruto grinned and ran out.

"Well… it's not like the whole village is gonna know, right?" Tenten asked hopefully.

"OH MY GOD, TENTEN ADMITTED HER FEELINGS FOR NEJI!" Ino screamed, "OH MY GOD!"

Tenten blushed, "Er…"

Neji leaned in a placed a quick and gentle chaste kiss on Tenten's lips and left immediately, leaving a stunned Tenten.

Tenten gawked at the open doorway, her mind trying to process what just happened.

She admitted her feelings to Neji, the whole village knows, and Neji just kissed her.

Tenten fainted.

Hey, a girl can only handle so much.