I Spy With My Little Eye, Tenten

"This is… revenge," Neji reassured himself as he landed quietly on Tenten's balcony.

He nodded, "Yes. Revenge."

Right Neji. We all take revenge on our stalkers by stalking them. Uh huh. And we all do it oh… 5 months later? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Using his expert ninja skills, or, well, it's considered normal skills, he did what any sane ninja in a pathetically wannabe-ninja black suit would do in a situation where he did not having a girl with him who has the wonderful bobby pin…

He kicked the door open.

Lucky for him, Tenten was a deep sleeper.

Snore.

Snicker.

Snore.

Approach the snoring target.

Neji stared at the still snoring Tenten. So. Now what. Why the hell did Tenten stalk him anyway…

Tenten let out a happy sigh as she flopped over, accidentally pushing Neji down onto the bed with her, hell knows how, "Neji…"

Neji froze. Great. He is now in a bed with his sound asleep female teammate, and he has fricken' hormones.

Great. Just great. God loves him.

He had to admit, she did look pretty…

Not as extravagantly pretty as Sakura, Ino, or Hinata, but pretty in her own way. She had a thin and lean figure, due to training, and her pale complexion never turned tan from excessive training. Usually her brown eyes were wide and shining, but right now, they were closed. Why? You idiot, she's sleeping! Anyway. Her rosy lips moved occasionally, and her cheeks were a slight pink, strands of chocolate brown hair framing her pretty face.

Those lips… how he—

Damn hormones.

"Neji… you're such a good kisser…"

Neji froze again and he blushed heavily as Tenten's arm flung itself across his shoulders and pulled him in closer. Oh come on, this wasn't fair. Tenten didn't have to be trapped by him! In a BED nevertheless. With one of them ASLEEP. What did he do to God this time?

Neji touched his lips tentatively and blinked.

Hey, he was a 13 year old boy. What'd you expect?

"Mm… oh… Ne… ji…"

The mentioned boy blushed even harder as his mind tried to figure out what the hell was going on in her head, staying away from any perverted thoughts.

Neji's white eyes wandered over to her closet, and missed her devious smirk.

"Really Neji," she muttered as her hand found it's way to the back of his neck and pushed him closer, so she could mash her lips against his in a rough kiss.

Now. A 13 year old boy who's teammate was just 'asleep' two seconds ago, doesn't react quickly.

Tenten pulled back and her smirk widened, "Really. You should've asked me for stalking lessons," she said airily as she pushed him outside and slammed the door shut, "Night!"

A few minutes later, he finally gathered his thoughts and realized what happened.

He smirked one of his own famous smirks, licked his now bruised lips, and leapt off into the darkness, or the darkness without the bright lights, night of Konohagakure.

Oh, the sweet rewards of stalking your stalker.