Interrogation

Tenten stared at Ino and Sakura.

"You want me to WHAT?"

"Tell us what kind of a dude Neji is."

"Why would you care?"

"Because we wanna know!" they whined in unison, "We gotta know everything about everyone to get the hottest gossip!"

Tenten narrowed her eyes, "This isn't because one of you like him, is it?"

Sakura shook her head quickly. Too quickly, "Nonono, of course not! He just happens to be really hot!"

Ino nodded quickly too, "Yeahyeah! What Sakura said!"

Tenten narrowed her eyes again as she pushed away this new jealous feeling within her.

Wait. Jealous? Wha?

That just doesn't make sense. Why should she be jealous, when she had absolutely no feelings for him.

Oh well.

What? Betrayal was with Jealousy?

Oh screw her emotions.

Tenten sighed as she sat down on her bed, and motioning for Sakura and Ino to sit down in front of her.

"Okay well. Neji wasn't always as antisocial as he is now, it was because his father was killed by the main branch. Before, he was actually pretty cheerful, but after that, well, his mind was kind of twisted, and it's hard to change yourself, " Tenten paused, "Anyway, moving on to his sparring techniques."

Sakura watched Tenten carefully and invisibly smirked as she saw Tenten's face light up slightly whenever she mentioned how strong Neji was and all his good qualities, then her face fall whenever she mentioned him in any painful situation. It was obvious.

"He prefers to fight alone, but he can work together pretty well, especially his defense. He's found a way to expand it, so the person that's fighting with him can be protected as well, and it still doesn't use that much chakra. You probably know that Jyuuken is his most common technique that he uses, but he also uses Hakke Rokujūyon Shō on the stronger enemies though…"

Ino stared at Tenten, making sure it seemed like she was interested, when she was actually bored to death. She noticed that Tenten always seemed to blush slightly and her eyes dart away whenever she said 'Neji and I' and her giggling whenever she got off subject and told them about some instances where she and Neji were alone. Oh it was so obvious. C'mon Neji, wake up, and see it!

"Ohoh, once Neji and I were alone in the clearing waiting for Gai and Lee to come, and then we had this long conversation about the Hyuuga family, and then Gai and Lee suddenly burst in…" Tenten sighed before her eyes snapped open, "Ohohoh, er, I mean, Neji has a tendency to… well, not talk, but he's such a sweet guy… well, not sweet like… well, sweet, but he's pretty nice. I mean, he's nice, strong, smart, a prodigy, he'll always help if you demand him to, and also hot and sexy…" Tenten sighed dreamily as she went into her own little dream world.

Now this was where the blonde and the pink head really woke up.

"Hot and sexy?"

"…NO, I MEAN…"

"YOU SAID IT TENTEN. IT'S OBVIOUS!"

"IT IS NOT!"

"SO IT'S TRUE!"

"NO I MEAN…"

"IT'S SO TRUE!" Ino yelled cracking up, "YOU LOVE HYUUGA NEJI!"

Tenten blushed madly, "I DO NOT!"

YES YOU DO! HA!

WHAT? NO I DON'T! I JUST HAPPEN TO THINK HE'S BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER GUYS IN KONOHA, AND I HAPPEN TO FEEL… AFFECTION TOWARDS HIM…

YOU JUST ADMITTED IT GIRL!

NO I DIDN'T!

YES YOU DID! YOU KEPT BLUSHING EVERYTIME YOU SAID 'NEJI AND I'!

WELL… FINE DAMNIT, I LOVE HYUUGA NEJI.

"ADMIT IT TENTEN, YOU LOVE HIM!"

"FINE DAMNIT, I LOVE HYUUGA NEJI."

Sakura and Ino started cracking up again, and holding onto their stomachs as they started to roll around on the floor, ignoring the creaking of the door.

"…Tenten?"

"…Neji?"

"What? Neji's here?" the two sat up and stared at Neji at Tenten's door.

"Um. Is this a bad time?" Neji asked slowly staring at the three girls.

"Oh shit. You didn't hear that, did you."

"NEJI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Ino yelled finally regaining her voice then paused, "Oh God."

She spun around and stared at Tenten, "TENTEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE! BUT HAVING NEJI OVER FOR A SECRET RELATIONSHIP IS SOOOOOOOOOOO NOT-"

"WE'RE NOT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP!" Neji and Tenten yelled in unison.

"Oh? Is Neji blushing?" Sakura asked innocently, giving Neji her everybody-else-thinks-this-is-an-innocent-look-but-actually-I'm-glaring-at-you looks.

Neji stepped back slowly, "I'll… be leaving now…"

DUDE, SHE SO LOVES YOU!

Does not.

YEAH SHE DOES, SO MAKE YOUR MOVE!

I do not feel any romantic feelings towards Tenten.

YES YOU DO MAN.

No I don't.

YES YOU DO!

No I don't.

IF YOU ADMIT IT I'LL SHUT UP!

Fine I do.

YA—

You have to shut up now.

"OI! HYUUGA NEJI, YOU'RE NOT MOVING!" Sakura yelled suddenly, grabbing the startled Hyuuga, much to Tenten's dismay, and literally threw him onto Tenten's bed, right next to the weapon mistress.

"AND YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!"

Ino and Sakura stood up simultaneously, "We'll be leaving now! And we'll lock the door and the windows so you two will be stuck here!"

Slam.

Oh great. Now they're stuck in Tenten's room.

"Wait, there's a way out under the bed… Neji move."

Neji obeyed as he stood up and leaned towards the bookcase as he watched Tenten crawl under the bed.

"WHAT THE HELL, THE CLOSED THAT TOO! HOW DID THEY KNOW ANYWAY, STA—"

"Tenten."

"FRICKEN' STALKERS! AND THEY SET ME UP FOR THIS DIDN'T THEY!"

Neji wasn't quite as patient as he seemed to be.

So what do you do when a girl is under the bed with only her feet sticking out?

Simple. You use your own feet to nudge the bottom of their feet to get them to come out.

Now, what Neji didn't know was that Tenten was very paranoid about spiders crawling on her foot.

And so, with his ever so delicate and spider-like touch, he nudged the bottom of Tenten's foot.

Which led her to jumping up and landing in his arms which just happened to be in a position of catching her.

"SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER !"

"…"

Tenten glanced up and saw the ever so mysterious yet alluring eyes of Hyuuga Neji.

"Um. Hi."

"…"

"You can let me down now."

Click.

Neji smirked, "You know how Yamanaka and Haruno—"

"Ino and Sakura."

"How Yamanaka and Haruno were rambling on about a secret relationship?"

Tenten nodded slowly, her mind not liking where this was going, but her heart fluttering with excitement.

Neji dipped his head down until Tenten could feel his breath on her lips, and she could smell it.

Minty. She knew it. Hyuuga Neji had minty breath.

"Why don't we make it happen?"

Oh no. Neji wasn't gonna beat her in a seduction match. She might be inferior when it came to spars, but seducing was something GIRLS owned boys at.

Tenten gave Neji one of her own alluring smiles, "Why not? What could go wrong?" she whispered as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

Neji's own smirk widened, "The only thing that could go wrong is having Haruno and Yamanaka spying on us through the window."

Tenten grinned, "Nothing wrong with having Ino and Sakura both update the entire village in less than 10 minutes."

Tenten's mind reeled as she saw Neji's face come closer, until she closed her eyes and let herself melt into heaven.

Distantly, she heard Sakura and Ino squeal happily as the ran off, but it was all blocked by a hazy pleasure.

Slowly, not breaking the lip-lock, Tenten's feet touched solid ground again, as she reversed their positions so Neji was closer to the bed, and pushed him down, lying on top of, and smirking after she broke the lip-lock.

"Aww, looks like Neji lost this round."

"Looks like Tenten forgot to conceal her back."

Tenten spun her head around, "WHa?"

Neji took this opportunity to grab her head and force it down, so their lips mashed together for the second time.

Hyuuga Neji would never lose at anything.

Tenten sighed mentally as she entered her own heaven again.

God, I have to thank Ino and Sakura for their pathetic interrogation…