Kiss Me, I'm Tenten!

Tenten's eye twitched, "Explain it to me again?"

Ino sighed, "We'll show you, all right?"

Tenten nodded slowly.

"HEY, SHIKAMARU!" Ino yelled.

Shikamaru glanced over, sighed, and approached them, "What do you want, troublesome woman?"

She grinned, "Read the shirt and do what it says."

He glanced at her shirt, "Way too troublesome."

"Pleeease?"

He growled, 'troublesome' under his breath, but nevertheless leaned over and quickly pecked her on the cheek.

"SHIKAMARU, HOW DARE YOU!"

Shikamaru turned around slowly, "Temari!"

She glared at him and stomped off.

"WAIT, TEMARI, LET ME EXPLAIN!" he yelled chasing after her.

The four sweat dropped.

"Well Ino, you killed their relationship," Sakura muttered, "My turn!"

"SASUKE-KUN!"

"Ha, right, like Sasuke's actually gonna do it," Ino muttered.

The Uchiha went over to the girls, "Hn."

"Read the shirt and do what is says."

He glanced at her shirt and smirked.

She blushed, "Uh, Sasuke…kun…?"

He leaned over and kissed her.

Not to long later they were on the ground making out.

Tenten's eye twitched.

"HINATA'S TURN!" Ino yelled.

Hinata turned red like a tomato and fainted.

Well. That's one way to get out of doing it.

Tenten raised an eyebrow.

"Sooo Tenten, go make one of these shirts, get together with Neji, and BOOM, romance!" Ino chirped.

"…No," Tenten said plainly and walked away.

"HEY, NO ONE WALKS AWAY FROM YAMANAKA INO! NO ONE, YOU HEAR ME TENTEN… WAIT I NEVER GOT YOUR SURNAME, HEY COME BAAAAAACK!"

Tenten ignored Ino's screams and kept walking.

Maybe one of those shirts would work.

After all, Shikamaru kissed Ino, even if it was just on the cheek, Sasuke and Sakura were probably still making out, and Hinata… well, who knows.

Two out of three was good enough for her. 66. Probably will happen.

She smirked. Couldn't hurt to try, right?

She picked up her pace and hurried home. Once she reached her house, she yanked the door open, went inside, slammed it shut, ran up the stairs, and pulled out a plain light blue shirt.

She opened a drawer and got out a black marker, looked at the shirt, looked at herself in the mirror and paused.

So she might lose her pride, or, well, any respect Neji ever had for her… but…

She smirked.

Life should be daring, right?

Hyuuga house

Riiiing… riiiiing…

Neji cracked open an eye and picked the phone up, "Hn."

"Is that how you answer the phone?"

"Hn."

"Meet me at the Konoha gates at 6 tonight, 'kay Neji?"

"Hn."

"Great, see you tonight!" Tenten chirped and hung up.

Neji looked at the receiver in his hand. Did she decipher his 'hn' as a 'yes'?

Konoha gates, 6 P.M

Neji leaned against the wall.

Yes it was probably stupid, but it might've hurt his pride and reputation if he didn't show up.

"Neji!"

"Hn."

"You need a bigger vocabulary than 'hn'!"

He sighed as Tenten stood in front of him grinning.

"HEY NEJI!" Ino suddenly yelled.

"Hn."

"READ TENTEN' S SHIRT AND DO WHAT IT SAYS!" she yelled and disappeared.

He quickly read what was one Tenten's shirt and smirked in amusement, "Kiss me, I'm Tenten?"

She blushed heavily, "Hey, they made me!"

"That's pathetic."

"You're mean!"

"Pathetic."

"Fate addict!"

"Fate says I'll do what that shirt says."

"Fate ad-, wait, what?"

He pushed himself off the wall and advanced toward the brunette.

"Neji?"

He pinned her to the wall behind her and leaned closer.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm doing what your shirt says," he murmured and placed his lips firmly on hers.

Tenten inwardly smiled and she kissed him back.

It was a good thing Neji didn't lose any respect he had for her.

He pulled back, "Oh, I lost some respect I had for you."

She opened her mouth to protest, but was cut off when he kissed her again.

Ah well. It was worth it.