Kitty Fetish

Chapter 8

"No, leave it." Len spat, his pout turning into a look of disgust, "Water equals bad, get it?"

Rin and Len were sitting on the couch, arguing about water. It was a very constructive argument, especially because nothing either of them said had explained anything.

Rin deepened her frown, tugging on Len's arm. "But-"

"I don't like water, okay?" Len muttered angrily, swatting Rin's hands off. "Cats aren't supposed to like water!"

"You aren't a cat, you are a human-cat-thing and so your brain is 80% water." Rin argued. She tried to position herself as far away as possible from Len on the sofa, who looked like he was about to have a mental breakdown.

"80...percent..?" Len whispered, curled up into a ball. "I'M GOING TO DIE!"

Len was sobbing already, much to Rin's surprise. He always seemed like the yandere type to Rin, rather than a soft one. Then again, he had the personality of a soft little kitten, a creature that would never hurt anyone. Rin was taken off guard when Len wrapped his arms around her and started crying into her hair.

"It's okay..." Rin said softly, comforting was not her best characteristic. It really wasn't. "It's unlikely you will die..."

"U-Un...likely?" Len muttered into Rin's hair. "But it could still happen, right?"

"Stop being such a cry-kitty." Rin complained. Yet, she still hugged him back, "You won't get you anywhere in life. Idiot."

"I already don't do anything." Len said angrily. He looked up at Rin as he spoke, "It's boring. It gets...boring without you."

Without warning, Len leaned in and kissed the blonde girl before him, a huge smirk on his features. Soon enough, Rin found herself kissing back.

"Idioottt..." She whispered, wrapping her arms around him. "Complete idddiot..."

"INCEST!" Or...TWINCEST!"

Rin flushed hard, looking over to the 'sayer' of the words. Teto Kasane was the culprit and she looked ecstatic yet crazy at the same time. Rin didn't know it was possible. Teto continued screaming, which Rin ignored until the pink head brought her cell phone out.

"...THE COPS!" Rin flinched, taking a quick glance at Len who looked scared out of his wits.

"T-Teto!" Rin stammered, "Isn't that a little drastic?"

"...HOT, SEXY INCESSSSTTT!" Teto shouted, it hurt the whole street's ears. "...No...it's not drastic..."

Both girls turned to Len to stop the awkward silence that filled the house. He didn't seem bothered though. Rin sighed. He couldn't do anything better than sleep, could he? She wanted to scream at him and tell him there was a crisis, but she couldn't. Teto was already taking pictures.

"You never told me about this, Rinny." Teto said slowly, sounding hurt and lied to. "This could have made a wonderful incest hentai manga."

More silence.

"Who mentioned hentaaai..?" Len said in the midst of a yawn, "I bet it was Rin, I've seen the stacks in her room."

"Haha!" Rin laughed shakily, "You really are tired, mister!"

Teto didn't seem convinced. "You have it too? I knew we had a lot in common but this is just..."

Rin cringed. "Just..."

"AWESOME!"

Even after a day, Rin still didn't have a clue how she had gotten away with that. Len probably had some sort of magical power when it came to getting out of trouble.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiin." Len called, "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn."

"What, kitty?" Rin replied, slightly angry.

"Let me go to school with you." He said. "I need walkies..?"

"That's for dogs, Lenno." Rin said, grinning at her flash of brains.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeaaassseee Riiiiinnnnnn!" Len whined, grabbing a banana for the fruit bowl. "I won't be a nuisance or anything...not even an asshole!"

"...Promise?" Rin asked suspiciously.

"Promise!" Len cheered.

"F-Fine..." Rin muttered, "You can survive today and I'll pick up a uniform for you tonight..."