Neji, the Murderer

Tenten's jaw dropped.

Oh. My. God.

Was Neji…

A murderer?

He was holding a kunai and stabbing someone… and there were screams every second…

She covered her mouth with her hand and backed away.

The whole town should be aware…

That Neji was going to KILL THEM ALL!

Er. Yeah.

Next morning

Tenten twitched madly.

Why didn't she see it before?

No pity while he saw her on the ground…

So rough on her while sparring…

It was SO obvious, NEJI WAS A MURDERER!

Her IDOL was a MURDERER!

She gasped when she realized that.

"…Tenten?"

She jumped and spun around, "NEJI!"

"…" he stared at her weirdly.

Oh my god, he's planning how to kill me right now, isn't he? She thought fretfully, sweating buckets.

He half smirked and pulled out a kunai, "Let's start sparring."

Tenten forced a small smile.

He was still a murderer. But he was still the man she loved.

Wait. Rewind. FREEZE.

Man… she… loved?

She gasped and got hit by Neji's Jyuuken.

She was in love with…

A murderer…

Could life get any worse?

She coughed up blood.

She spoke way too soon…

He looked at her almost worriedly, "…Daijoubu?"

"I'm fine… I'll just go to the hospital, I'll spar with you tomorrow, 'kay?" she asked cheerfully and ran off.

HAHAHA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME THAT EASILY! She thought as she reached the hospital.

She entered the big white building and burst into a hospital room, "Sakura-san, Tsunade-sama!"

They stared at her as she coughed up blood. She managed a small grin at their horrified looks, "Neji used his Jyuuken on me!"

Silence…

"AHHH, SAKURA, START TREATING HER RIGHT AWAY!"

"YES TSUNADE-SENSEI!"

"HYUUGA NEJI, YOU LITTLE TWERP!"

"TENTEN-SAN, SIT DOWN!"

"NO, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!"

"NO I'M NOT, I'M GONNA HEAL YOU!"

"NU UH!"

"YA HUH!"

"NU-," Tenten slowly fell unconscious as Sakura knocked her out a grinned, "Now, on to the treatment!"

Outside…

"NEJI-KUN!"

Neji turned around and refrained from rolling his eyes as he saw Lee approaching, "MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL, HOW DARE YOU USE YOUR JYUUKEN ON THE BLOSSOM ON OUR TEAM? SHE IS NOW IN MORTAL DANGER!"

Sakura approached them, "Lee-san, she's fine… but Neji-san, you shouldn't use Jyuuken on a team member…"

Death glare.

Sakura shrank down.

Neji grunted and left, ignoring Lee's yells of how his youth will be tainted by his rudeness.

Hospital…

Tenten's eyes were wide open as she stared at the white ceiling.

Neji the murderer…

Neji the murderer…

Hyuuga Neji the murderer…

And his next victim…

WAS HER.

She blinked as her brain processed the information.

"!"

Out of the hospital

Tenten walked around nervously, hoping Neji wouldn't suddenly jump out a kill her.

"TENTEN!"

She screamed.

"My lotus blossom, what is the matter?" Lee asked holding a squirrel.

"N-Nothing! I didn't say Neji was a murderer! HE ISN'T, AND HIS NEXT VICTIM ISN'T ME!" she screamed and ran off.

Lee blinked, "And I thought I was crazy…"

Tenten slammed the door shut, not caring whose house it was.

"…Tenten?"

Okay, so she did care if she was in her murderer's house.

She giggled nervously, "N-Neji!"

He raised an eyebrow.

Her eyes darted around, "Haha… GOTTA RUN!" she yelled and burst back out the door.

Neji stared after her.

"Typical women… can't understand them…"

Outside

Tenten leaned on the light post, panting, and was almost positive her lungs were on fire.

She couldn't believe it.

The man she had loved was her MURDERER!

What? Man she loved?

HUH?

She stood up straight and clenched her fist. She was going to arrest him! Somehow… she couldn't even TRAP him for God's sake…

Okay, she'll just confront him!

She paused.

Tonight.

Hey, nothing wrong with procrastinating and enjoying the last few hours of your life!

Night

Tenten groaned.

Night had come way too fast.

She sighed reluctantly and made her way to the Hyuuga house, hoping Neji would suddenly get swooped away by a bird or something.

He caught sight of him stabbing something again.

Her blood froze.

Okay… since she was going to die… she might as well tell him how she feels! YEAH!

She jumped through the window, "NEJI, BEFORE YOU KILL ME, YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU!" she yelled then braced herself, "Okay, now you can kill me."

She cracked open her eye, and the other followed quickly, then her face was something like this: O.O

Yes… Neji was holding this packaged box thing, bound tightly with tape, rope, metal chains, etc, and all the other Hyuugas were watching him.

She blinked, "What?"

Neji's eye twitched, "Hanabi-san needed help getting this package open…"

She stared, "So you weren't trying to kill me?"

"…No…"

"But… you were STABBING someone last night!"

"Oh! That was mine, I had made a dummy of Naruto-kun after he said he hated me, and I asked Neji-nii-san to stab it…" Hinata said turning red.

Tenten stared. Wow, who would've thought the shy and sweet Hinata could be so… dangerous?

"Soo you're not going to kill me?"

"Iie."

She blushed, "You didn't hear what I said, right?" she asked frantically.

He smirked and straightened up, "About you loving me? Yes Tenten, I heard that."

Hanabi giggled, "Now I have blackmail!"

Tenten and Neji glared at her.

Hanabi glared back.

Tenten flinched.

Neji gave her 'The Glare'.

She shrunk down.

Tenten giggled nervously, "Haha, well, I'll be going now… Wait, you were using a kunai to stab the package?"

"Hai."

"Oh."

And so, this is the story of how Tenten thought Neji was a murderer… when he was helping his two cousins.

Jumping to conclusions is very bad…

So, never ever jump to conclusions kids!