It was late at night; the skies outside were a patch of black and the whole room was silent save for the blonde's soft and uneven breathings. She was tucked peacefully under the woolen blanket, and her eyes were shut tightly… she was sleeping so soundly, it looked as though no amount of noise would be able to wake her up and bring her soul back to reality itself.
Except that wasn't really the case.
The phone on the side of her desk vibrated, and the blonde stirred in bed, groaning in annoyance as the noisy tune continued replaying and replaying over and over again. Her first instinct was to take the phone on the desk and smash it into bits on the wall on the opposite side of her bed, but… but she refrained from doing that; this had been the fiftieth phone Meiko had bought her, and it had came with a little menacing death threat as well… something that went among the lines of "If you get that phone crushed into pieces, the next thing I'll crush is you."
Of course, there was a reason why Rin had been smashing her phone for the forty-ninth time this year—a certain annoying idiot would not stop calling her in the middle of the night, when everybody was supposed to be in their dreams.
With an exaggerated growl, Rin brought her hands to the table beside her and tried feeling for the phone—she didn't feel like standing up or sitting up, for that matter—and it took her around five minutes to successfully get the phone in her grasp because her desk was in an utter mess; it was filled with strange mechanics, toys, and even some of her undergarments… but what shocked her was that the caller was so adamant in communicating with her, he didn't even hang up when he had to wait for such a long time.
She didn't even have to look at the number flashing on her phone's screen to guess who it was because she knew that he was the only one who would call her at this insane time of the day.
"Mmph… Wha…?" Rin mumbled into the phone, her voice a little groggy. She sounded irritated, to say the least.
And then the man at the other side of the phone laughed sheepishly like a pathetic idiot.
"Oh, Rin! I thought you weren't going to pick up the call! I'd been standing here for a long time, under the stars and beneath the moonlight… it was so scary! I was trembling here and I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore! But you did, and thank goodness you did! You didn't leave me here like little Lenny did—"
So Len had refused to pick up his call, and now he was calling her to complain. Well, Rin could see why.
"—Then you know… I had the faintest idea about seeing some horrible, monstrous witches at night… Nope, not the ones you read in storybooks; I meant the ones that feed and prey on little innocent children like me, and I was really, really starting to get a little worried—"
Goddesses, Rin thought. He's starting to continue ranting on and on!
Rin had to stop him before it got worse. She knew Gakupo well and she was sure that he could go on for hours. But Rin didn't have hours; she wanted to go back to sleep!
"—Gakupo! Why did you call me for?"
There was a strange zapping sound on the other end of the line. Rin quirked a brow; what on earth was Gakupo doing?
"Gakupo? Gakupo!"
"Oh, sorry." Rin heaved a sigh of relief when she heard Gakupo's voice back on the line. "Sorry, I was… erm, well, you see… I'm hunting for vampires and werewolves."
"What? Wait—what? Vampires? Werewolves?" Rin paused, taking in a deep breath to cool herself down from his ridiculous thinking. "You've gotta be kidding me."
"Well, I'm not; I am in the forest right now, and I see lots of strange, glowing eyes facing me in the darkness… and there's like, this creature with a phallic shaped horn—"
"—Gakupo! Those creatures don't exist; how many times do I have to tell you that—"
"—But Rinny, I do see them in the darkness and the demons are trying to kill me, in the darkness! You know, a few weeks back, I saw this woman; she looked so pretty and she had this pink, luscious hair but I swear, she's a freaking harpy—"
"—Gakupo—"
"—Rinny dear, I tried to ask for her number but she gave me the number to the mental institute and she thought I didn't know! I'm not a fool—"
"—GAKUPO!" Rin screamed into the phone, a vein visible on the side of her head now; she was pissed. Had he called her just to tell her about all that whole load of mumbo-jumbos?
The other line was silent. Gakupo was intimidated by Rin's murderous voice. She had succeeded, as usual.
"If you don't tell me why you called me, I'm going to hang up this very instant! And you'd better have a good reason for calling me this late at night when I'm supposed to be sleeping in bed!"
"Alright, alright!" Gakupo wailed on the phone, "I just wanted to talk about phone sex."
Rin's face darkened and her eyes narrowed dangerously. Phone sex? What was Gakupo trying to do, this time?
"You know… Lenny and you should totally have phone sex. It keeps the relationship growing, and also… I heard from Dell that you feel pathetic because you're always the one craving for him, not the other way around! But if you have phone sex with him, it will be totally different, I assure you!"
"N-no!" Rin's face was flushed red. "No, I'll never do it!"
"But Rinny—"
That was the last straw.
With an irritated scowl on her face, Rin pressed the red 'end call' button on the phone, and ended the conversation with him.
She was never going to do that.
… Or was she?
Kagamine Len was sitting in front of his laptop, busy working on the research for his schoolwork—hey, he had tons of projects to do and unlike Rin, he did not like to procrastinate—with a chiffon cake in his hand when his little silver cell phone rang.
He picked it up, at the same time munching on the piece of chiffon cake in his hands, and remained quiet; he wanted to wait for the caller to identify himself first… and if it was Gakupo who had made that call, Len would just hang up and drop him a message to say that it had been an 'accidental' "slip of his hand."
When he'd heard Rin's voice on the other side of the phone, he felt relieved; it wasn't that annoying guy who secretly plotted to unleash his epic skills to dominate the world.
"Rin?"
"Len! Len, is that you?" She asked. Len was slightly taken aback by this question; why was she asking him that? Of course it was! Who else could it be?
"Yes," He promptly replied, "What—"
And then the next moment, he began to suspect that he was dreaming because Rin was making some… unusual, suggestive sounds on the other side of the line.
"A-aah—"
"What… What are you—"
"A-aah! Nngh, L-Len…"
Len furrowed her eyebrows. As much as he wanted to deny it, Rin was… Rin was turning him on. Was that what she was trying to do? Was it revenge for what he had done to her for the past few days?
"L-Len, a-aah! Mmm… Ah—"
"What in the name of the Road roller and the milk in my refrigerator," Len bluntly stated, "… are you doing, Rin?"
"What? I'm having phone sex!"
Len almost spit out the bits of cake in his mouth; what... what kind of an answer did Rin just give him?
"Explain, Rin."
"Yes!" Rin cheerfully exclaimed, "Look, my phone is having sex with your phone right now—"
"Holy—wait, you think phone sex involves sex between the phones?"
"… Isn't it supposed to be like that?"
Len wanted to slam his head on his laptop there and then. Rin had been too innocent, too pure; she did not know that phone sex wasn't something like that… and where in the name of Kagamine did she get that idea from? Rin was untainted… she wouldn't think of something like this.
Someone else must have given her that idea.
"Well, no; Rin, it's complicated to explain so I'll tell you about it next time… but first…" Len trailed off, "… who the heck gave you that ridiculous idea?"
"Uh…"
"Rin—"
"I just thought phone sex would make us closer to each other… well, that was what he said."
He? Len gulped. He knew whom Rin was referring to. Only that crackpot would give her such ideas.
"You don't need phone sex to get closer with me, Rin; I have my own ways… and besides, if you wanted pleasure, I could just give it to you easily… why would you need to rely on a phone?"
"L-Len! That was so—"
"—Sorry, but that is how I feel about things. I, for one, think that I can satisfy your desires without the use of any devices… but… of course, if you request for one then I'd—"
"L-Len!"
"Alright, sorry. I got ahead of myself…" Len chuckled. "But it was partly your fault because you were the one who was trying to tempt me and tease me with that cute voice of yours, you know…"
"I didn't mean it!"
"Oh, but Rin…" A devious grin appeared on his lips. "… Wouldn't you like it if I were by your side, snuggling you and giving you little pecks on your cheeks? I would be running my hands up and down your thighs until you screamed my name with ecstasy… and we could find a place—say, a janitor's closet—and I would pleasure you over and over—"
"—Len! Eek! W… What are you doing?"
Len smirked; he could practically imagine how flushed and embarrass Rin would be like; she was sort of a prude, but he wasn't… so he was constantly teasing about stuff she didn't (or secretly wanted to) want to hear all the time.
"That," Len could feel the words roll off his tongue as he declared with victory, "… is phone sex."
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