One Thing You Can't

Neji sighed as he rubbed his temples in frustration, "Tenten. I believe you when you say you can do a lot of things, but there's one thing you can't d o."

"What?"

He looked up and smirked, "You can't make me stop loving you."

She grinned, "Let's see about that."

First Attempt: Destroy His Room

"Hello Hiashi-san, is Neji there?" Tenten asked politely, bowing to the Hyuuga clan leader.

Hiashi shook his head, "You may wait for him in his room."

"Um, where's that?"

"Hanabi," he called, "Show our guest to Neji's room."

"What, is she his girlfriend?"

Tenten frowned, "Don't like your attitude. I got one of my own, so don't gimme yours. And damn right I'm his girlfriend, and don't you forget it."

Hanabi grinned, "I like you! Let's go!"

Tenten followed Hanabi through the house, occasionally answering some of her questions.

"So you're a couple?"

"Yeah."

"Is he still the ass he is?"

"Hell yeah but I love him for it."

"Did the two of you kiss?"

"…That's none of your business."

"Well, here it is! Neji-niisan's bedroom!" Hanabi grinned, opening the door, "Have fun!"

Tenten smiled, "Oh I will.

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Tenten glanced around and smiled at her handiwork.

His bed was disheveled, the bedding was halfway across the room, the mattress was slightly tilted.

His lamp was on the floor, the drawers wide open, it's contents on the floor.

His closet had been raided, as if a horde of fangirls came in.

Hell, his whole room looked like it had been raided.

His chair was wayyyy across the room, away from his desk, which had papers scattered on it, as well as pens and pencils.

"Hiashi-san told me… Tenten, what the hell did you do?"

Tenten smiled, "Are you out of love with me?"

He stared at his room and dropped his bag, "…"

…Maybe this wasn't such a hot idea after all…

"No, I still love you," he said slowly, "…But I do plan on killing you."

"…Well Neji, I wanted to buy some more kunai, see yaaa!" she squeaked, and ran past him, dashing for her life.

"I'M GONNA BE KILLEDDDDDDD!"

Second Attempt: Annoy Him

Okay so her first idea wasn't so hot.

Maybe she could annoy him out of love with her!

"Hi Nejiiiii!" she said happily, patting his head, "Aw, so cute today!"

"…"

"Oh, your headband needs some polishing…" she said slowly, tracing the Konoha leaf symbol, "Want me to shine it for you?"

"Nah."

"Too bad," she chirped, grabbing it and jumping off to a high branch, "BURN!"

"TENTEN, GIVE THAT BACK!" he yelled as his bangs fell across his eyes.

Mind you, he did look sexy.

So sexy in fact, Tenten almost fell off the branch.

"NO!"

"GIVE IT NOW."

"NANANANA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!"

"WHAT?"

"YOU CAN'T GET IT YOU CAN'T GET IT!" she chanted happily.

"TENTEN, DO NOT MAKE ME JYUUKEN THE TREE."

"NEJI, TREES DON'T HAVE CHAKRA!"

"YOU'RE USING YOUR CHAKRA TO STAY ON THE BRANCH SO YOU WON'T FALL OFF BY LOOKING AT ME."

"SCREW YOU AND YOUR ARROGANCE!" she blushed.

Yes indeed, she was using chakra to make sure she didn't fall off.

Kisame probably didn't have a problem with that. His feet were always blue, and chakra was blue… so yeah.

Somewhere in the Akatsuki hideout, Kisame sneezed.

Anyway.

"JYUUKEN!" Neji yelled, punching the tree, and smirking as it fell over, letting Tenten fall over with it.

"WAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!" she screamed, clutching onto the hitai-ate.

Oomph.

Tenten opened one of her brown eyes, questioning why she hadn't landed on the grass and moaning in pain, "Neji?"

"Give. Me. Back. My. Forehead. Protector."

Tenten sighed and held it up.

He smirked, taking it, "Thank you," he said shortly, before dropping her painfully.

"Neji you are such an ass!"

"You love me as an ass."

"…Screw you."

Final Attempt: Talk Him Out Of It

Tenten wasn't one to give up easily.

But psh, she didn't actually want him to fall out of love with her…

…But then again, proving him wrong could be excellent.

"You know Neji, I can be pretty bitchy sometimes."

"Yup."

"I snore…"

"Yup."

"I kick…"

"Yup."

"I scream…"

"Yup."

"I'm reckless…"

"Yup."

"I…"

"Tenten give it up," he said, still staring at the scroll, "I won't fall out of love with you."

She sighed, half of disappointment and half of relief, "Why not?"

He smirked and his arm wrapped itself around her waist, pulling her closer to him, "Because I'm so damn in love with you."

She smiled, "I'm glad I failed."

"Your persistence amuses me."

"As I said before! I can do a lot of things."

"But you can't get me to stop loving you."

"Yeah but I can still do a lot of things."