Operation: Trap Hyuuga Neji

Okay. So we all know that it's pretty much impossible to trap Hyuuga Neji in any kind of trap, right?

Well, Tenten decided to make that her new goal: Operation: Trap Hyuuga Neji.

Easier said than done.

What was in her imagination, went something like this…

Well, she would catch him off guard, then pin him to the tree using her weapons.

That was how her perfect plan went.

Well… this is how reality went…

Instead of him getting pinned to the tree… she got pinned.

"HYUUGA NEJI, LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!"

"Hn."

"NEJIIIIIIIIIII, LET ME DOWNNNNNNNNNN!" she whined, struggling.

He sat down and smirked.

She continued struggling, trying to loosen the shurikens, but failed miserably.

"Neji…"

"You should know my Byakugan saw those shurikens…"

"Neji, let me down!"

"Learn from your mistake."

"NEJI!"

She continued struggling and finally stopped, "NEJI, LET. ME. DOWN!"

"Hn."

She glared at him as he continued smirking and started to meditate.

"NEJI, LET ME DOWN!"

Next day

Tenten stretched. Neji had let her down at midnight, and she was anything but cheerful.

She needed a new plan.

She grinned suddenly and sprinted toward where Neji usually trained alone.

This would work!

…Right?

…

She concealed her chakra carefully and watched from behind a bush as Neji started to practice his Jyuuken.

He stepped inside the small loop. Tenten silently grinned, missing Neji's smirk.

She pulled on the rope end, thinking he'd get caught, instead…

She found herself hanging upside down.

"HEY!"

"Idiot."

"NEJI!" she yelled as he smirked, "LET ME DOWN!"

"No."

"COME ONNNNNNN!"

He smirked and sat down and started to meditate.

If there was one thing Tenten learned, it was to never. Disturb. Neji. While. He. Was. Meditating. Or… You will die a painful death…

She sighed and her eyes shot open.

She hadn't gone to the bathroom yet…

And she had quite a bit of water…

Aw shit…

"NEJI, LET ME DOWN, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

…

Tenten stomped out of the bathroom angrily. She finally got Neji to let her down when she threatened to distribute pictures of him as a naked baby all over Konoha.

She nearly wet her pants.

She took out a pair of handcuffs and grinned evilly.

This has to work.

In a cheerful mood, she skipped off to find Neji and found him in his room.

She broke through his window, "Hi Neji!"

His eye twitched as he saw his shattered window.

"Yeah, sorry about that, I wanted to ask you something… about… uh… the… BYAKUGAN!"

He raised an eyebrow, "Oh?"

There was the slightest hint of sarcasm, and she knew he was thinking that she was crazy.

She approached him and pinned him against the wall, "Yep, uh… um… can the Byakugan see through… my clothes?"

He paused and smirked, "Maybe."

She kicked him, "PERVERT!"

His smirk widened.

Oh how that smirk annoyed her to death.

She leaned up and kissed him.

It was rough. It was sudden. But he responded.

He was so into the kiss…

He was disappointed when she pulled back…

And extremely pissed off when he found out that she had handcuffed him to a hook on the wall.

"HA, I'VE TRAPPED HYUUGA NEJI!" she yelled happily.

He gave a tug and broke the handcuffs, glaring at Tenten while she stopped, "Or maybe not…"

A second later, our favorite weapon mistress emerged from the Hyuuga compound running out, screaming for her life, with an extremely pissed off Hyuuga prodigy chasing her.

Well, her plan succeeded.

Unfortunately, she might not live to feel the glory…