Pandas Love Neji

Tenten opened her eyes and screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

A random panda grinned, "HI PANDA LEADER!"

"WHAT? I'M NOT A PANDA!"

Tenten paused and patted her hair and groaned, "I put my hair up like this to keep it out of my eyes, not to be a panda!"

"But your eyes look like panda eyes!"

Tenten gently trailed her finger across her eyelid and stared.

Then screamed.

"WHAT. THE. HELL. DID YOU PAINT MY EYESS BLACK?"

"BUT YOU LOOK SO MUCH MORE LIKE US!" they whined.

"I'M NOT A DAMN PANDA!"

"YEAH YOU ARE PANDA-SAMA!"

"PANDA-SAMA? OKAY THAT'S IT!" she screamed, pulling out a kunai, "YOU. ARE. GOING. TO. DIE."

The pandas abruptly sat down and started to cry, in that adorable-chibi-panda fashion.

And Tenten, loving pandas, felt sympathetic.

"Aw," she cooed, "I'm sorry, I won't-"

"GET HER!" one of them suddenly yelled and pounced on her.

"WAAAI, WHAT THE HELL? TRICKERS!"

"FEEL OUR- OMIGOD, HE'S HOT!"

Tenten looked up, "What the hell?" she asked as he grabbed her by her waist and swung the both to safety, "You have bad timing Neji."

"Tch. The pandas have good taste."

"Oh shut up!"

He set her down, "Get rid of them."

"Of what?"
"The pandas. Kill. Them. Now."

"I don't wanna!" she whined, "They're so cute!"

"Tenten. They called you panda-sama."

"Yeah, it's kinda catchy…"

"…"

Tenten looked down, "But they're so cute!"

"If you go down again, I will guarantee you I—"

"NEJIIII, THEY'RE KIDNAPPING MEEE!" Tenten screamed as a horde of pandas picked her off and began to trot off.

Neji sweat dropped, "…Tenten, I blame your hair."

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Tenten squirmed around, "Let me go! I'm not a damn panda!"

"Yes you are!" they replied stubbornly.

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO, DAMNIT, I'M GONNA STAB ALL OF YOU WITH KUNAIS!"

"!"

"DON'T TRY THAT CUTSIE STUFF ON ME, IT WON'T WORK!"

"…Damn."

Tenten glanced around, "SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"TENTEN'S-"

"GETTING-"

"KIDNAPPED-"

"BY-"

"PANDAS!" the Konoha 12, er, excluding Neji and Tenten, screamed, "LET'S SAVE HERRRRRR!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR, WE THE PANDAS WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE OUR PANDA LEADER!" the pandas yelled and charged forward… with… bamboo… in a fighting position.

"WE WON'T LET YOU TAKE OUR ONLY WEAPONS MISTRESS! GIVE HER BACK!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

Tenten was dropped on the ground painfully until Neji stepped in, "Oi. Pandas."

The pandas stopped abruptly and turned around, "OMIGOD, MR. HOT IS BACKKKKK! BOW DOWN TO HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

Everyone sweatdropped as the pandas began to bow down to the Hyuuga chanting, "Long live whoever-this-is! Long live whoever-this-is! Long live whoever-this-is!"

"…Well er. Leave Konoha alone?" he tried.

"YES SIR!" they squealed happily as they began to run off, "HE TALKED TO US!"

"…..God that was weird," Tenten muttered, "Neji, since when did pandas like you?"

"Since when did you look like a panda."

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Tenten bolted up and groaned, "Oh God…it's been a while, but I've still been having these crazy weird dreams… pandas that love Neji this time, eh."

She sighed as she swung her legs over the side of her bed and opened her bedroom door, to see a seriously pissed-off Neji there.

"Tenten."

"Neji."

"Stop. Having. These. Damn. Dreams. Where. I'm. In. Them. Now."

"I can't help it!"

He sighed, "Pandas loving me? What the hell do you eat?"

"I dunno…"

He smirked, "I like the concept of pandas like me, panda-sama," he said quietly, leaning in.

She grinned, "I'm a panda, and I sure as hell love you!"

"Maybe this one wasn't so bad…"

Tenten grinned and leaned up to kiss him, "Anything that ends in a kiss is always good."