Phone Call

Incoming call from Rin Kagamine…

"…hello?"

"Yeah, Len?"

" What?"

"We gotta talk."

"Okay…what did you do this time?"

"I didn't do anything. It's more like what YOU DIDN'T do."

"…What?"

"What time is it Len?"

"…it's 3:00 in the mor-…WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AT 3 IN THE MORNING?"

"BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE ME UP AT 5 YESTERDAY! I JUST WOKE UP!"

"And you're calling me WHY?"

"Because I missed my show. Doucher."

"So you're making me lose my precious sleep. Because you're pissed off that I let you miss your stupid show?"

"It's NOT stupid! And it was the episode I've been waiting for ALL SEASON LONG."

"Yeah, sure whatever…why should I care about your overly dramatic show?"

"'Cause if you let me miss my show again…I will stomp to your house and WRECK YOUR SHIT!"

"…Are you sure about that?"

"Yes!"

"…okay…now when you say you'll wreck my shit…"

"Ugh…don't-"

"Do you mean you'll beat me up, destroy my room, screw me thinking that you're raping me, or wait for me to use the bathroom and-"

"OBVIOUSLY NOT THE LAST ONE YOU SICK FREAK!"

"Can you quit shouting? It's 3 in the morning remember?"

"Guess who doesn't care?"

"…You ARE Rin Kagamine."

"That's right. Bitch."

"Yup…glad to know that you would actually stomp to my house and try to rape me…"

"…WHAT?"

"Though…I'm not surprised…I'm just that handsome."

"I don't wanna rape you!"

"Yeah you do! Remember when I asked what you meant by you'll wreck my shit?"

"Yeah…but what does that-…OH! What the crap?"

"Hehe…"

"Don't laugh at me you son of a-"

"RIN KAGAMINE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE PHONE THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING?"

"M-Mom?"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

"D-Don't LAUGH Len!"

"Rin!"

"J-Just a second, Mom! Len you JERK!"

"Haha…sorry…you know I just love you…I mean messing with you! MESSING WITH YOU! …GOOD NIGHT."

"what…? W-Wait LEN! …he hung up…"

"Rin dear…just go back to sleep…"