Quizzes and Riddles

Neji could not understand why he, as a prodigy genius, would be taking such a simple quiz.

"Last question!" Tenten said happily, "If you get this right, you really are a prodigy! I got the first one wrong… okay. A blue house is made of blue bricks, a red house is made of red bricks, so what's a green house made of?"

"Glass."

Tenten grinned, "You're so smart!"

"No I'm not, all you need is common sense. You're really stupid if you fail the first one."

"…."

Tenten's bottom lip trembled.

…Bad move.

Neji glanced over and he held his hands up, "I-I mean, except for you! You probably got hit by my Jyuuken in the head, so er, you're not stupid!"

…

Right Neji, I doubt she'll fall for that.

Tenten grinned, "I guess you're right! Well, I have some more… oh, here! Okay! It's a love compatibility test Sakura made."

(A/N No it isn't, it's on LOL. I kinda changed it though…)

Tenten smiled and held the paper up, clearing her throat, "How do you like a girl's hair to be done? Ponytail, down, spiky, two buns, or I don't care?"

"Two buns."

"How do you like girls to be? Whiny and annoying, quiet and timid, loud and bossy, or sweet and caring."

"Sweet and caring."

"How do you like her techniques to be? Medic, mind-transfers, weaponry, Gentle Fist, or, oh damn you Temari, wind."

"Weaponry."

Tenten's cheeks began to turn a pleasant shade of red, "O-okay, last question. How does the girl of your dreams react when she's sad? Start bawling, stay strong and try to hide it, go disappear and cry, or beat the crap out of whoever made her sad?"

"Stay strong and try to hide it."

"Your um, compatible lover is…"

"…"

"…Me?" she offered, squeaking.

He smirked, "Thought so. Uchiha said you took the same test and got me as an answer."

He leaned in and stared at her with his eyes, "Is it true?"

Fervent nod.

He sighed and laid back, "Is that it?"

Tenten shook her head and dug around in her small pouch, "I have a riddle I made up! It gives you clues about who I like!"

He glanced over, interested, "Read it."

"You're interested?"

"Yes."

Tenten smiled, "Clue number one: He's a prodigy."

"…Uchiha."

"Clue number two: He's cold."

"Uchiha…"

"Clue number three: His eyes make girls swoon."

"…..Damnit, Uchiha."

"Clue number four: He's arrogant, cocky, stoic, and damn hot and sexy."

"…"

"Clue number five: I know him well."

"LEE? Tenten, Lee is not a prodigy, or cold, his eyes make girls scream, and he's not—"

"Clue number six: He's the one that took my first kiss."

"WHAT, YOU ALREADY KISSED UCHIHA—"

Neji's eyes widened as he felt pressure on his lips.

Oh God, NO, a fangirl did not—wait…

Neji's eyes relaxed and he let them close as he realized that he was being kissed by, not a fangirl, but the weapons mistress herself.

"So…" Tenten breathed, a pretty smile on her pink lips, "Know who?"

"Hyuuga Neji," he whispered, smirking.

Tenten grinned, "You're pretty good at quizzes and riddles."