Smiles, No Wrinkles

Okay, this was odd.

Sakura cried a lot.

Ino threw fits a lot.

Hinata would tear up then Neji'd go after whoever made her sad.

Tenten?

Always smiling brightly.

Okay, something was wrong.

"Tenten."

"Yeah?"

"Why do you always smile?"

Tenten glanced over and smiled again, "If I frown I get a wrinkle! And I don't like wrinkles!"

"….200 frowns make one wrinkle Tenten." (A/N I swear, it's true. It was in my assignment notebook LOL)

"I know! I frowned 136 times, so I shouldn't frown anymore!"

"They have anti-aging creams."

"They don't work."

Neji frowned as Tenten grinned and walked off. "Bye Neji!"

He was gonna make her frown.

I mean seriously, 137 is still a long way to 200…

First Attempt: Concentration

"Tenten, concentrate."

"On what?"

"Meditation."

"I don't wanna!"

"You have to."

Tenten sighed and sat down, leaning against the old tree trunk, next to Neji and closed her eyes in a peaceful manner, a gentle smiled on her pink lips.

"…Do you smile when you sleep?"

"I dunno. Maybe."

"…."

"I'm still a girl Neji! I care about my skin!"

"….."

"…Oh come on!"

Neji sighed, "Concentrate."

I mean, really. When people concentrate they sometimes frown.

"…."

"Harder."

"…"

"Harder."

"…"

"Harder."

"….." Tenten furrowed her brows and her smile disappeared, but her lips didn't curl down into a frown.

I'm getting closer.

"Ha—"

"I can't!"

"Why?"

"I'll frown!"

"That's the point."

"…You suck."

"I know."

Second Attempt: Make Her

Okay his first idea wasn't so hot.

Unlike him.

That's not the point though.

So he'll make her.

I mean seriously, she always uses her fingers to turn the corners of his mouth up into a smile, so why shouldn't he be able to do the same thing? Only… frown.

OWNED TENTEN. YOUR OWN IDEA AGAINST YOU.

So first, he'll have to trap her.

"Tenten."

"Yeah Neji?"

Neji smirked and leaned in, roughly pressing their lips together, surprising the hell out of Tenten.

Instinctively, she kissed back.

So ahem, Neji was a fantastic kisser, so while Tenten was in her own little heaven, Neji took the golden opportunity to trap her.

Owned.

Tenten breathe shallowly, her brown eyes half lidded as Neji pulled back, "Neji…"

"I got you."

"What…?"

She tried to move towards him, but she found her wrists were tied to the tree, using chakra strings. "….NEJI."

Neji smirked and towered over her, his fingers inching closer to the corners of her pink lips. "N-Neji, don't you d-dare!"

He paused for a moment when the tips of his fingers brushed against her soft and silky skin, but focused immediately. All he had to do was…

CHOMP.

"AGH, TENTEN!"

"HYUUGA NEJI, YOU CREEP!"

"YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BITE MY FINGER!" he roared, holding his right index finger in his left palm, glaring at her.

She turned her head swiftly to the right, giving no intention of apologizing.

Great job Neji.

Final Attempt: Talk

Okay. The natural and class attempt.

Talk.

"T—"

Tenten rolled her eyes and spun around, glaring at him but not frowning, "I know what you're going to say. And don't say it!"

"Why don't you fr—"

"Why are you so against me preserving my skin?"

"Because," he hissed, "I'd rather see you wrinkly and old, rather then another fake smile plastered like a Barbie doll."

"…That's a weird comparison."

"It's supposed to insult you."

"Oh, it did."

"Good."

"…SCREW YOU NEJI!"

Tenten glared at him heavily, her arms crossed tightly across her chest. "You… stupid… arrogant…"

But whatever other insults Tenten hurled at him he didn't hear. She was frowning. While she was insulting him, her lips had unconsciously curled down, forming a frown on her usual happy and smiling face.

…And um.

…She actually….

"Damnit, are you listening to what I'm saying?"

You know, it was actually better to see her frowning rather than her smiling.

"HYUUGA NEJI."

Neji smirked cockily and kissed her lightly, lingering for a second, "I think you're beautiful when you frown."

"WHAT? WHY? WHAT, I FROWNED? DAMNIT, NO, 137!"

"Because," he leaned in and leaned his forehead against hers. "You look natural, and natural beauty is the most beautiful."

"…Neji that's cheesy."

"….I'm trying to compliment you."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Oh. Thanks!"

"One more thing Tenten."

"Yeah?"

"…Stop smiling fake smiles. They creep me out."

"…You little…"