Stalking Lessons

Neji groaned.

"All right Neji."

Why was he here?

"Today is the first lesson!"

For the love of…

"Welcome to Tenten's class of stalking!" Tenten said cheerfully as she used her wooden staff to tap the black, or green, board lightly, "Let's take attendance!"

"I'm the—"

"Neji!"

"….."

"Oh looks like he-"

"…..Hn."

"Okay! Everyone's here!"

Hell, he was the only one here…

Tenten smiled brightly, "Let's start. So, I have started this class after Neji decided to stalk me. And he failed. Horribly," Tenten paused for a dramatic silence, "So therefore to help him with his future ninja career, I shall teach him how to stalk! Correctly, that is."

Neji sighed heavily, "This is pointle—"

"Let's see where you are! Go stalk Sasuke!"

"…Exc—"

"GO STALK SASUKE."

And with a 'poof', off Neji… well, you know when they jump up? Yeah. Off Neji jumped to stalk Sasuke.

"Uchiha."

"Hyuuga."

"I'm stalking you so pretend you don't know."

"NEJI YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!"

Tenten frowned and clucked her tongue lightly, "Neji… and you're supposed to be a genius…"

Sasuke snickered.

"Oh shut it Sasuke, I know you tried to stalk Sakura and she caught you," Tenten said happily, "Another student for Tenten's class of stalking!"

"What the hell?"

"Exactly."

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Tenten beamed at her class, "Now! First thing about stalking is to conceal your chakra!"

"…"

Did she take them for idiots?

"Next! You follow them quietly, at least 10 meters behind them, and stay near things you can hide behind."

Common sense.

Tenten tapped her chin thoughtfully and glanced them over, "And wear darker clothes!"

…

"Tenten I'm not going to be gothic."

"You won't be gothic!"

She tapped her chin again, and glanced them over, finally shrugging.

"That's it!" Tenten said happily, "I have to go home, so… go practice? SASUKE GO STALK SAKURA. NEJI GO STALK… I DON'T KNOW STALK HINATA OR SOMETHING."

"….."

Whoosh!

FINALLY, outta that hellhole…

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Walk.

Stalk.

Walk.

Stalk.

Not notice.

Smirk.

Tenten stopped abruptly and turned around, a scowl gracing her lips and her hands on her hips, "Neji! You didn't learn anything!"

"What?"

"You didn't hide behind anything!"

"…"

Tenten relaxed and smiled, "So anyway, why stalking me? Why not Hinata? Walking around the Hyuuga compound following her could be fun…"

Neji smirked, "Wasn't that the assignment?"

"Yeah I guess but…"

"I never thanked you for the class," he continued, stepping closer and using his height to look down on her.

She smiled again, "It was fun! But really, you do need stalking lessons…"

Neji's smirk stayed intact, "Perhaps, but why don't I teach you something?"

"All right, shoot for it."

He dipped his head and slammed his lips against hers roughly, and pulled her closer to him.

Tenten's heartbeat raced and she flushed, but she melted into his expertise and ran her slender fingers through his hair, pressing closer to him, still blushing madly. She felt a shiver run down her spine as she felt his tongue run along her bottom lip.

She parted her moist lips slightly and their tongues danced for a while, until they both needed the ever so lovely oxygen.

She pulled back slightly, her face redder than ever, breathing heavily, "Well… Neji-sensei, I can't wait for the next lesson, hm?"

He smirked for the umpteenth time, "Nor can I wait for the next stalking lesson, Tenten-sensei."