Tenten for Sale?

The mistress weapon glared at herself in the mirror.

I can NOT believe I am doing this.

She pulled open a drawer, and absentmindedly pulled out some light pink lip gloss.

My pride is gone.

She glared at herself again.

Desperation sucks.

She inhaled deeply and pulled her hair out of its buns, and applied the light pink lip gloss.

Since when did I have lip gloss? She wondered staring at it.

Oh right. Sakura gave it to me.

She sighed and went downstairs, quickly ate her breakfast, and checking her appearance one more time in the mirror.

She rolled her eyes and went outside, and sat on a chair she had set up, with a booth in front of her.

The sign said, "For sale. I will do whatever you want for one whole week. Cost: $30"

Tenten narrowed her eyes, not noticing the line of men that began to form, Ugh, to mean that means I'll do anything they want… not the slave kind… the… romance kind… oh ew… I can't believe I'm doing this when I like Neji… she rolled her eyes again, and all this because of those special kunais I saw the other day.

"Hey, you there!"

Tenten was brought back down to earth and nearly fell out of her chair when she saw all the men there.

"Oh, yeah!"

Nearby, Neji was walking around. It was a day off, and Lee went to train with Gai.

I wonder what Tenten is doing… he thought, and didn't notice the person in front of him.

"Hey, watch it!" someone yelled when Neji bumped into them.

Neji glanced up and glared at him. The boy immediately shrank down and muttered an apology before running away.

He glanced to his left and was amazed to see a huge line snaking its way to Tenten's house.

What the hell? He thought as he followed the line all the way to Tenten's house.

"No, sir, I am NOT going to give away my virginity!" Tenten yelled.

Whoa wait. Tenten?

What's Tenten doing? He thought and approached her.

"$50?"

"I'm NOT going to sleep with you, damnit!"

"C'mon! $100!"

Pause.

Neji's eye twitched when he saw Tenten think it over.

"Well…"

"No."

Tenten and the boy in front of her looked over at the Hyuuga.

All eyes were on Neji, watching his every move as he calmly approached the booth and stood in front of it, separating the boy and Tenten.

He glanced at the sign above his head and sighed.

Oh no… Neji is here… he's going to think I'm pathetic!

What the hell… she sure is pathetic…

Neji turned his attention back to the boys in front of him.

"Scram."

"Why should we?"

"She's mine."

Tenten stared at him, a blush rising. Did he just say…

The boy smirked, "Well, did you see that sign?"

"Byaku-"

"AHH, IT'S HYUUGA NEJI, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE ALL DIE!" one of the boys yelled and the entire line dispersed.

Tenten watched them leave and sighed, I'll get a job I guess…

She noticed Neji still hadn't turned around. She allowed the corners of her lips to lift up into a small grin.

I can still sneak away! Tenten thought, as she stood up silently.

"Tenten. Don't even try to sneak away."

DAMNIT!

Tenten laughed nervously and turned around to face Neji, "Neji!"

Neji turned around and approached Tenten, his expression dead serious, "What were you doing."

"Hehe… well, I saw some really special kunais the other day, and I needed money, so…"

"You could've just asked me."

She stared at him, "What?"

"Tenten, you know I don't like repeating myself."

Silence…

Neji smirked, "Besides. I don't want you to give away your first kiss to some random guy."

"Why?"

He leaned in and captured her in a short but sweet kiss, and pulled her closer.

She obliged happily and deepened it.

When he pulled back, he smirked, "Now do you know why?"

"I think I do…"

"You're slow…"

"HEY!"

"It's because I love you."

She blushed, "I-I love you too…"

The smirk widened.

"So, are you still for sale?"