Tenten, the Gangster

Neji: -grumbling- Make me.

Tenten: -grinning- I'll be doin' something surprisin' all right! Isn't that right, Silence?

Silence: …Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OF COURSE. Now Neji, admit it.

Neji: No.

Tenten: …WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NEJI ISN'T BEING NICEEEEEE!

Silence: NEJI! YOU MADE TENTEN CRY!

Neji: FINE. I. Admit. That. Byakugan. Hyuga. Is. A. Good. Reviewer.

Tenten: She said long review.

Neji: Fine. I'll start ranting on about why Uzumaki would've lost, if it wasn't for the Kyuubi's chakra. If he didn't have that, he would've lost a long time ago, so technically he didn't beat me, the Kyuubi did, which is perfectly understandable, seeing as the Kyuubi is a beat and…

Silence: Okay okay Neji I get it. Now shut up.

Neji: Fine.

Silence: Good boy. And now I take this time to thank Byakugan Hyuga for stickin' with me throughout this entire thing :D

I have a question: Teddy-chan, since you fell in love with Neji, have you found out any secrets out of Neji? BTW, I love your stories! –Hisana Kuchiki

Silence: Aw, thank you! –glomps- SELF ESTEEM BOOST!

Tenten: Hmm… well yes, I have found out quite a bit but… er. I'm not sure Neji will let me say them… OH! There's one!

Neji: …Don't say it Tenten. Don't. Say. It.

Tenten: -ignoring Neji- Well! Neji actually slept with a blankie until he was 9! And oh my god, it's soooooooo cute, it has…

Neji: Stop. Right. There.

Tenten: Oh fine. Hmph.

Silence: Uhh well… YOUR QUESTION ANSWERED –hearts- Ahahaha… DAMNIT NEJI AND TENTEN, COOPERATE WITH ME HERE! Anyway, thank you for reviewing!

OMG! YAY! It's almost to 50 chapters and 10 reviews! We should have a ! ((try saying that 5 times fast)) I can't wait for the next chapter. It should be like…a hugegiganicjunbosuperawesome-ness chapter as a celebration:D

Well, I have to say that this chapter really fits my mood right now. :D So naturally, I LOVED IT! Well, I love all your writings-thingys. :D

And. One last thing. Since you said that Neji and Tenten were gonna answer the reviews…I have 2 requests. :D 1) I want to say hi! 2) I want Neji to kiss Tenten. :D Haha. Ooh! And take a pic:D

Well, Update soon! I'll be waiting:D –nefaith

Silence: YOU BET I WILL! NEJI, GO KISS TENTEN!

Neji: I'm not kissing her when you have a camera in your hand.

Tenten: Hey Neji, did I tell you that Silence is planning to make you really really hyper and crazy soon?

Neji: …

Tenten: Secrets for kisses.

Neji: Fine. –kisses-

Silence: -takes picture- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Hi to you too! –hearts- Thank you for reviewing and reading!

Oh!

Question:

What are you two going to name your children and why? (have neji answer please) How many are you having and does Neji look forward to the baby making process with Tenten?

P.S. Does Neji wish he was a ballerina? –KittyHarasser

Silence: OMG, LOL, KITTY-SAN, YOU JUST MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING!

Neji: …..

Tenten: -major blush-

Silence: -cracking up- Okay okay Neji, do you wish you were a ballerina? And what about having 'IT'? –cracks up more-

Neji: … I am perfectly fine NOT being a ballerina. Two… WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GOING TO MARRY HER?

Tenten: Cuz you proposed to me in the second moment.

Neji: …Fine. I suppose one child, name will be… if it's a girl, I suppose Ama, and if it's a boy, I suppose… I don't know and I don't rightly care, and as for the last question… I refuse to answer…

Tenten: -still blushing madly- Ohmygodohmygod, doing 'IT' with… Neji… OH GOD. –faints-

Silence: Don't be disappointed Kitty-san! I'll make sure Neji'll answer! –winks-

Ahahaha. Hanabi is GANGSTA! I read all the chapters in one go XD, they're absolutely amazing! Can't wait 'til your next update!

P.S. Say ello jello to Neji and Tenten for me –crimson neji boxers xD –A.K.A. kiOko-

Silence: LOL, you got it kiOko-san! Ello jello Neji and Tenten!

Tenten: -giggling- Ello jello to you too Silence and kiOko-san!

Neji: -grumbling something incoherent-

Now that that's over… ON TO THE MOMENT!

Moment 50- Tenten da GANGSTAH! PEACE YO!

Hi! This is Tenten here! Uh, I'm not here right now so… leave a message! Oh yeah, YES, I did get together with Hyuuga Neji over the weekend, SO TAKE THAT YOU FANGIRLS! I BEAT YOU! WHAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Um. I mean. Please don't try to look for me, because if you do, fangirls will come and chase after me. I don't feel like using any weapons here… I mean. Uh. DAMNIT, JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE.

Message One: Hi Tenten! It's Sakura! You know when you were wearing that shirt? Well… there was that small red bump on your neck… and… was that a hickey? –snickering in background- I GOT BLACKMAIL!

Message Two: TENTEN, GET YOUR ASS HERE SO WE CAN KILL YOU! YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR NEJI, SO GIVE. IT. UP. WE, THE 'I LOVE HYUUGA NEJI' FANCLUB, WHICH HAS OVER FIVE MILLION MEMBERS, WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND –whisper- What? She has weapons? SO? …MY CLOTHES? OH NOOOOO! NOT MY NEW HOLLISTER SHIRT! NOOOO!

Message Three: Hello Tenten-chan! This is Kakashi here! Hearing you got together, I was wondering if you would like some… ahem. Tips? Oh dear, Sasuke and Naruto are here…

Message Four: -Sasuke and Naruto yelling- TENTEN, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU READ HIS PORN BOOK! IT'S SOOOOOOO NASTY!

Message Five: Hi Tenten-chan! Hinata and Hanabi here! Congratulations on getting with Neji-nii-san! We look forward to having you as our future cousin in law! –snickering then Hinata cracks up- You know it's true! Oh, Hanabi says, 'WUZZUP SISTAH, MA HOMIE? HANABI IS IN DA HOUSE, MAN! TELL NEJI MA MAN THAT HE BETTAH MAKE A MOVE SOON OR—" OKAY, OKAY HANABI SHE GETS IT.

Tenten sweat dropped as she heard the messages.

…Apparently Hanabi was still in gangster mode.

Tenten threw open her closet.

Nothing wrong with gangster.

She placed a cap on her head, tilting it sideways and smirked.

Nope, nothing wrong.

Neji's house…

Neji here… Fangirls, shut up and leave Tenten alone. That's right. Leave. Her. Alone. Uchiha, just say it. Where's your manly pride? Anyone else, leave a message and leave me alone.

Message One: -! WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Message Two: Hyuuga… how the hell am I supposed to say it?

Message Three: HI NEJI, IT'S SAKURA! –giggling madly- DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO TENTEN BECAUSE I SWEAR, SHE HAS A HICKEY. –keeps cracking up-

Message Four: Hi Neji-nii-san! Congratulations on getting with Tenten-chan! We look forward to having her as our future cousin! Oh, Hanabi has an input… 'YOYO, NEJI MA MAN! WUZZUP, MA HOMIE SIZZLE? GOOD LUCK WITH YER WOMAN!'

Neji stared at his answering machine.

What the hell was wrong with these people?

Hickey?

…Oh shit.

And to think he told Tenten to keep it hidden.

What?

…Oh shit.

Outside on the streets of Konoha…

Tenten walked through Konoha, snickering to herself.

Townspeople stared at her. Tenten the weapons mistress… in gangster mode?

Let's get an update on Tenten's… outfit, shall we?

Shirt- Baggy shirt with a peace sign.

Pants- Baggy jeans with rips.

Head gear: Sideways cap.

Hair: down.

Accessories: Golden necklace with a peace sign, jingly bracelets, and sunglasses on the bridge of her nose.

Oh yeah. Gangstah Tenten is IN DA HOUSE.

"YO! TENTEN MA HOMIE! WUZZUP?" Hanabi called as she jogged up next to Tenten.

"Yo Hanabi, playin' it cool, you?"

"Same here sis," she responded, walking alone the weapon mistress coolly.

Naruto stared at them, "Huh. A Hyuuga and the only weapon mistress being gangsters."

Naruto shrugged, "Gotta follow suit. YO, WADDUP SASIZZLE UCIZZLE?" (1)

Sasuke twitched, "The hell?"

And so Sasuke started chasing Naruto with Sharingan activated, shuriken in hand.

Ahhh, poor Naruto-kun. Right. Back to Gangstah Ten and Gangstah Ha.

And this is when Neji suddenly appears and has the classic 'WTFH' look on his face.

"…Tenten?"

Tenten glanced over and grinned, "NEJI!"

"What the hell is going on?"

Tenten and Hanabi grinned in unison, "Just bein' the coolest chicks in Konoha."

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

The three cringed at the shriek.

Neji turned around and sighed at the mob of fangirls.

"Leave. Me. Alone."

Tenten stepped in front of him, "You heard him. Leave him alone."

The leader srmiked, "Make us."

Hanabi stepped in front of the couple and gave them the uh. Ahem. The Finger.

Yes. The middle finger.

"YOU DID—"

"YES I DID."

"YOU DID NOT JUST FLIP ME OFF."

"YES I DID. NOW LEAVE THEM ALONE DAMNIT!"

Tenten blinked and stared at Hanabi with amazement.

Neji sighed exasperatedly and rubbed his temples.

Not a good time for Hanabi to lose it.

The mob of fangirls dispersed quickly.

Hanabi turned around and grinned, "Saved yer butt back there, ma homie sizzle."

Tenten grinned widely, "Sure did, smexay."

Neji sighed again and left the two alone.

He'll just wait for Tenten to calm down.

But…

He paused and turned around to stare at Tenten's retreating back.

He had to say… Gangsteh Ten was quite… sexy.

(1) Credits to Zanuki for the adorable line –squeals-

Author's Note: Well. That was so unbelievably random. But I loved writing it. Hated it? Live with it. Loved it? Love ya too. Oh? What's this? Another drabble? Wait, it's not a drabble, just a random scene… Celebration for moment 50 –grins-

Special Moment: Tell Me What's Yo Flavah Flavah

Flavors.

Or as Tenten called them in her current gangster mode, flavahs.

"Hey Sakura…"

"Yeah Tenten? Love the outfit, very hip!"

"What's yo flavah?"

Sakura blinked, "OH! You learned that from the commercial, didn't you?"

"Sure did homie, tell me what's yo flavah."

"Strawberry!"

"Ino!"

"Tell me what's yo flavah."

"CHOCOLATE."

"O… kay… OI HINA!"

"Hai?"

"Tell me what's yo flavah."

"Mm… not quite sure…"

"SASUKE."

"Hn."

"What's yo flavah."

Sasuke stared at her incredously, "What has Hanabi done to you…"

"Hanabi ma homie's gettin' a talkin' to by the old man. Tell me what's yo flavah."

"Tomatoes."

Tenten strolled around Konoha with her hands shoved in the pockets.

Being a gangster was so fun.

One last person…

"Neji!"

"Hm?" the male Hyuuga asked as he turned around.

Tenten grinned, "Tell me what's yo flavah flavah."

Neji smirked crookidly, "Why don't you figure it out?"

Tenten blinked, "Huh."

Neji almost chuckled as he stepped up to her, and dipped his head low, crashing his lips onto her soft ones, prying her mouth open with his tongue.

After a couple of seconds, he pulled back, "Know it yet?"

Tenten's grin widened considerably on her now bruised lips, "Yo gots no flavah. Tenten likes no flavahs," she added, "Very sexay. I'd name yo flavah," she paused, "Hyuuga Neji."