Tenten is A Panda

Okay.

Two buns.

Two ears.

Cute eyes.

Adorable eyes.

Always smiling when with him.

Has that damn cheerful smile whenever it sees him.

Okay. He came to the conclusions.

Neji glared at the panda behind the glass, "Damnit, stop smiling at me!"

Tenten giggled, "Can't help it Neji. Pandas love you."

"Tch."

Neji sighed as he took a large gulp of water, while the panda simultaneously raised it's bamboo as if drinking water.

Neji coughed, "Damn… you…. Stop…. Copying… me!" he gasped out between coughs.

"Neji, don't you think it's cute though?" Tenten asked, patting his back, "It likes you!"

"Well I don't like it."

"How can you not like pandas?"

"I just don't."

Tenten sighed and smiled cutely, waving at the panda, "Hi panda-chan!"

"…Tenten you're talking to panda."

"I know."

"…You look pathetic."

"You're pathetic for hating them!" she grinned and placed her forehead against the glass.

"Ohayo!"

Stare.

"You like Neji, don't you?" Tenten asked, pointing at Neji.

Fervent nod.

"Like me?"

Stare.

"…You know what Neji, I think I agree with you," Tenten sighed.

Neji smirked, "Oi."

The panda scurried over to where Neji was and stared at him, it's eyes literally in a heart shape.

"Stupid bastard, rubbing it in that my favorite animal likes him better than me…" Tenten muttered, stomping outside to get something to drink.

Neji glanced after her, "Oi panda. Wanna help me with something?"

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"One bottle of water please," Tenten said politely, pulling out some crumpled bills.

After handing the money over, she took the water and started to head back to the panda house, but decided against it, and sat down on a bench. She unscrewed the cold water and took a gulp, smiling as the coolness spread throughout her.

After sitting there for about ten minutes, she decided to go back to the panda house and get Neji.

She stood up and began to head back towards the panda house both hands behind her back.

Upon reaching it she didn't expect to see the panda using it's leftover bamboo to spell:

It's not my fault us pandas like Neji better than our fellow pandanion!

Tenten tilted her head, "What?"

"Well, I came to the conclusion that you're a panda as well," Neji said casually, smirking at the panda, "Makes sense actually. Pandas seem to have taken a liking to me, and you're one as well."

"Who said I was a panda?"

"I did."

Tenten sighed but smiled, "You know panda, I have to agree with you. I do like Neji better than you, I'm sorry."

Neji smirked as his arm encircled her waist and pulled her closer, "Hm… seems I'm quite popular today…"

Tenten grinned, latching her arms around his neck, "You're always popular to me."

"That doesn't make sense, but oh well."

"Hey!"

Neji chuckled before leaning in and gently kissing her, both of them tuning out the whistles and claps from others in the panda house.

They even managed to ignore the panda who was clapping as well.

Tenten was a panda.

A small kid glanced up at the information panel next to the cage, "Mommy, Mommy, the panda's name is Tenten!"

The panda was Tenten.