Tenten's Lip Gloss

Hyuuga Neji had an ambition.

Again.

Gosh this was getting old.

Anyway. Since Neji had tortured me into writing this, I'll continue.

His ambition was…

To see what Tenten's lip gloss tasted like.

Hold on…

WHAT THE HELL?

For ONE thing, boys don't wear lip gloss.

Another thing, some lip glosses are poisonous.

And another… why the hell would he wanna know?

Neji stuffed his hands into his pockets as he walked around Konoha, which was quite peaceful at the moment. Birds chirped cheerfully, Naruto and Kiba were having yet another battle only having Hinata at stake…

Wait. What?

Neji glared at them and approached them, stopping Kiba's 'Gatsuga' with his right hand and Naruto's 'Rasengan' with his left, "What the hell are you doing?"

"NEJI, LET GO OF MY WRIST!"

"NEJI, LET GO OF MY –CHOKE- NECK!"

He let go and watched the two start wrestling on the ground and knew Hinata was watching them.

"N-Neji-nii-san…"

"Hai?"

"…C-can you st-stop them?" she asked nervously hiding behind him as though she was afraid she'd get hit.

Well. She probably would.

He sighed and got into his Hyuuga stance. Once Naruto and Kiba saw they stopped immediately and hid behind a tree, cowering in fear, their eyes looking something like this: O.O

Neji looked at them with amusement and left, deciding to steal Tenten's lip gloss.

He walked briskly toward her house, occasionally getting rid of fangirls, avoiding his fangirls, basically avoiding and beating anyone that was a fangirl or scarier, fanboys.

Finally he arrived at the weapon mistress' house. It looked like any normal house from the outside, but inside… well, let's say there were weapons everywhere, one wrong step could result into a million senbons piercing you.

Yeah. Ouch.

Being the genius he was, he did what no man had ever done…

He rang the doorbell.

In less than a minute, a half asleep Tenten yanked open the door and grumbled an, 'Ohayo.'

He stepped inside, and soon heard Tenten throw herself onto the bed and snoring away.

Well. She didn't care who was in her house.

He walked upstairs keeping his oh-so-cool expression on his face as his hand touched the lip gloss.

Then…

"HEY, WAIT, UH, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?"

Well. That took quite a while.

Neji dropped the lip gloss and turned around.

Silver eyes met steaming brown ones.

Brown ones met pissed off silver ones.

"Oh. It's you."

Tenten dusted off some invisible dust on her pajamas, straightened up, and put on one of her signature-optimistic-grins-just-for-Neji grins, "Hi Neji! What were you doing?"

"Stealing your lip gloss."

The grin slowly turned upside down into a frown, and her eyebrows knitted together, "What?"

"…That didn't come out right."

She clenched her fist and sent a flying Hyuuga prodigy through the air.

"Hey, it's a bird!"

"It's a PLANE!"

"IDIOT, PLANES AREN'T INVENTED YET!"

"THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM?"

"…I CAME FROM THE FUTURE!"

"…"

"Haha. Well, I'll be going now…"

Neji flew through the air, not noticing the bickering amongst the villagers below. In fact, he wasn't really thinking about anything… well, until his head crashed through the roof and he landed on Hinata and Hanabi's game of monopoly.

"HEY, NEJI, YOU RUINED OUR GAME!" Hanabi yelled standing up and pointing at her older cousin.

Neji groaned as he used his hands to push himself up when Hanabi stepped on his back forcing him down, "FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY!"

"Hanabi, get OFF."

"OH YEAH? MAKE ME!"

"…"

Hinata timidly pushed her younger sister off the silently fuming Neji, "G-gomen nasai, Neji-nii-san…"

Hanabi jumped up immediately and resumed to screaming at the now extremely pissed off male Hyuuga, "YOU JERK! IDIOT! BASTARD! JACKASS! HOW DARE YOU SMASH YOUR YOUNGER COUSIN, A.K.A. HEIRESS TO THE HYUUGA CLAN—"

"…H-Hanabi …"

"RIGHT AFTER I KILL HINATA… wait, did I just say that?"

Hinata's usual calm and sweet aura disappeared, replaced immediately by a dark and evil one. She narrowed her eyes, put on 'The Glare', straightened up, put her hands on her hips, "Hyuuga Hanabi."

"Oh sweet lord. She's not stuttering. I'm in trouble," Hanabi gulped.

Neji arched an eyebrow in amusement, and took off right after Hanabi took off screaming into the gardens with an angry Hinata chasing her. Then he heard a loud 'THUMP' and Hinata's voice yell, "HYUUGA HANABI, YOU'RE THE BASTARD!"

Well. Hinata could make a good head clan leader after all.

Anyway, back to his ambition.

Okay. Plan two.

Neji stopped in his tracks and almost slapped himself if not for his excellent self control.

God damnit, he didn't HAVE a plan two!

Oh wait. He did.

He smirked that evil smirk when the Hyuugas have an evil idea.

Ooh this was gonna be sweet.

He fastened his pace as he neared the weapon mistress' house.

Pacing…

Jogging…

Sprinting…

Leaving a trial of dust…

Slamming into the door to her house…

Wait… WHAT THE HELL?

He growled under his breath and rubbed his nose which had received the biggest impact, and was now quite red.

The doorknob turned, and Tenten appeared, looking at the Hyuuga with confused brown eyes, "Neji? I heard someone crash into the door…"

"That was me," he growled. He noticed her lips were shiny. Very shiny. That could only mean one thing…

She had just reapplied a brand new coat of lip gloss. Perfect.

"Oh…" she said, her brain still not fully awake after… 13 hours.

Finally the information processed and she burst into peals of laughter.

While she was laughing her ass off at Neji's new stupidity, he took this as his advantage and pushed her against the wall.

He leaned in, until Tenten could feel his hot breath tickling her nose.

And that's when her brain processed the closeness of her and Neji.

"Uh… Neji?"

He smirked as she started freaking out, "Neji, you better not rape me!"

He sweat dropped, "What the hell?"

"Well…"

He leaned in quickly and their lips crashed into a rough kiss. Tenten responded quickly, kissing back.

He pulled back, some of Tenten's lip gloss had smeared onto his own lips.

She burst out giggling again at the thought of the cold and stoic Hyuuga prodigy wearing… lip gloss.

"Just as I thought…"

She stopped laughing and looked at him, "Nani?"

That famous smirk that made millions of fangirls faint widened, "Your lip gloss tastes like raspberries."