Saturday, February 4, 2012

Who Said He Was Scrawny?

So we all know how Tenten looks like in her bikini.

She must look pretty nice if Neji keeps getting nosebleeds and fainting every time he saw her in a bikini, right?

So… what about Neji?

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"He's what," Tenten repeated.

"You heard me!" Ino hissed, "I heard that Hyuuga Neji's chest is scrawny!"

"….It can't be!" she hissed back, "I train with him a lot, there is no way his chest is like that! And why are we talking about it anyway?"

"Because you love him!" Ino hissed back, "Are you still gonna love him?"

"Ino, I'm not in love with him for physical features. I love him for who he is," she stated, and stood up.

Ino signed and stood up as well, the two girls earning a few whistles from nearby passing teens, staring at them, "Well, let's see if you really love him or if it's just a crush, after seeing him."

"Ten dollars it's love," Tenten said, smiling, sticking out her hand.

Ino grinned and shook it firmly, "I plan to win."

"Inooo! Tentennn! There are guys behind the two of you ready to grope you!"

WHAM.

"Thanks Sakura!"

"No problem!" the rosette called from the pool, "Now come in!"

"Wait Ino," Tenten whispered, grabbing the blonde's arm, "I just saw Neji a few minutes ago, and he's wearing a shirt."

"Well then!" Ino paused, "We'll have to get him to take it off!"

"…Are you saying we have to strip Hyuuga Neji?"

"…Well, strip is a bit extreme… we're only getting his shirt off…"

"That's extreme enough!"

Ino stuck out her tongue and waved her hand wildly, "HEY NEJIII!"

The mentioned teen glanced over and gave Ino a what-the-hell look before walking off with Sasuke.

"OI, HYUUGA!" she continued yelling, "WHY'RE YOU STILL WEARING A SHIRT WHEN THE OTHER GUYS ALREADY TOOK THEIRS OFF? IS YOUR CHEST REALLY THAT SCRAWNY?"

Neji smirked and started to head towards them, Sasuke following, "Why, may I ask, Yamanaka, are you so keen on seeing my chest?"

"NOT ME! HER!" Ino said giddily, pointing at Tenten who was blushing with fury, "NO."

Tenten glanced up and her blush increased, if possible.

If he did have a scrawny chest…

That unbuttoned shirt showed a damn nice one.

Ino glanced at Sasuke, "Sasuke-kunn!"

"Yeah?"

She poked his stomach, "You haven't been training enough. Even my stomach is flatter than yours!"

…..

"Ino…" Tenten said slowly.

"What was that?"

Ino frowned, "Well, it's true! HEY SAKURA, YOUR PRINCE CHARMING HAS A FAT BELLY!"

"WHAT?"

Ino grinned and grabbed Sasuke's wrist, dragging him over the pool to show Sakura.

Apparently Sakura agreed because she was gawking at Sasuke, who was blushing with embarrassment.

Tenten glanced after them before returning her attention to Neji, "Hey Neji…"

He glanced over, "Hn."

"…Why don't you take your shirt off?"

"…Why do you and Yamanaka want to see my chest?"

She blushed, "Everyone else doesn't have a shirt on!"

"Ever heard of," he leaned next to her ear and whispered, "Sunburn?"

"Hinata doesn't even have a shirt on!"

He's so close…

"Hinata-sama is in the water."

His breath tickles…

"And you'll join her," he said simply, placing a hand on Tenten's right shoulder and pushed her into the pool.

Apparently Tenten had been walking backwards while he was advancing on her.

"HYUUGA NEJI!"

"Tch."

"DON'T' YOU 'TCH' ME!" Tenten screamed, surfacing quickly, glaring at his retreating back.

Ino swam up next to her, "You know, his ass is—"

"Don't you make a comment on his ass."

"I was going to say nice!"

"…" Tenten stared at Ino, "…Ino, are you just a perv, or are you in love with Neji?"

Ino chuckled, "In case you haven't noticed, I've been critiquing everyone. I made fun of Sakura because Hinata's chest area—"

"Same with you."

"Oh shut up! Anyway, Sasuke has a fat belly, Shikamaru has kinda fat arms, Sakura has the thinnest arms, Hinata has the… you know, I have the widest hips, and you have the thinnest waist."

Tenten's hands immediately went down to her waist area, "…Is that bad?"

"No. Why?"

"…"

"Aww, you wanna show off to Neji, don't ya?"

Tenten blushed, "Oh shut up!"

"Now anyway," Ino said, resting her chin on her arms, glancing sideways at Tenten, "I'm going to get some new lip gloss with that money…"

"No you don't," Tenten grinned, climbing out of the pool, "I'm going to buy a new shuriken set. Thanks for the money!"

"Tentennn!" Sakura called again, "Some guy is about to grope you againnn!"

WHAM.

"Thanks Sakura!"

"It's safer to stay in the pool!"

"I'll be back soon!"

Hinata glanced after her, "…Do you really think she'll be okay?"

Sakura shrugged, "Probably. She's the strongest kunoichi out of the four of us."

Ino floated by, "I hope she'll be fine. She wants to show off her body to Neji."

"Seriously? FILL ME IN!"

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"NEJI."

Neji turned around and smirked, "Hello."

She smiled, "Why don't you come in the water?"

"Don't feel like it."

"Well too bad!" Tenten said, grabbing a hold of his hand and began to pull him towards the pool.

Neji stopped by the pool edge, "Tenten, I am not going to go in with a shirt on."

"I'm not telling you to."

"Do I have to go in?"

"Unless you want me to continue running around and getting almost-groped or molested by perverts."

Neji sighed and shrugged off the shirt, smirked at Tenten and grabbed hold of her hand, pulling her in with him.

….

Wait.

"NEJI!" Tenten coughed, as she surfaced next to him, "YOU LITTLE-"

Her eyes trailed down from his eyes to his chest and blushed, her inner self screaming something about HE'S SO DAMN HAWT AND SMEXAYYY! Yeah, her inner self was in heaven.

Who said he was scrawny?

He wasn't muscular, but more lean, due to constant training. And with water glistening in the sun, his hair wet, a few strands in his eyes, illuminating the alluring and mysteriousness, he looks pretty dang sexy too.

Tenten could feel her face repeatedly heat up, probably the rest of her body too, her breathing became irregular and she almost swooned.

Yes Tenten swooned.

He was that sexy.

And she was sexy enough to have him faint.

"YAMANAKA INO!" Tenten yelled, snapping out of her trance and spinning around, "YOU LIAR, HE ISN'T SCRAWNY, HE'S LEAN! YOU OWE ME TEN DOLLARS!"

Neji pushed a couple strands of hair away from his eyes, "You made a bet with Yamanaka. About—"

"Don't even say it Neji, it's humiliating, I know."

He sighed and pulled her towards him, his back against the edge of the pool, "So, do you prefer scrawny, lean, or masculine?"

She smiled shyly, tracing a swirly pattern on his chest, "Hm… I prefer lean, just like you," she whispered, leaning forward and pressed their lips together firmly.

Just as fast as it happened, it ended.

Neji smirked, "There's a reason I keep my shirt on, Tenten."

"Why's that?"

He nodded behind him, "Fangirls."

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