Woman, Mood Swings and What the Hell?

Neji sprawled out on the bed and allowed a small smile to creep onto his lips.

His life was perfect now. He was happily married to Tenten, he was the leader of the ANBU, he had everything he ever wanted. Except leading the Hyuuga clan. Let's not ruin his happiness, shall we?

"HYUUGA NEJI!"

Neji's smile disappeared when he saw his wife stomp into the room, hands on her hips, an angry expression gracing her normally peaceful and serene features.

"Tenten?"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING JUST LAYING THERE ON THE BED? YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ALL THOSE DISHES?" she screamed.

Neji sighed and got up. It wasn't normal for Tenten to be so angry. What could be wrong?

He glared at the dishes in the sink as he began to wash them. He stared out the window when he dropped a plate and cut his thumb.

He muttered a string of swear words as he lifted his thumb to his mouth to get rid of the blood when Tenten came bursting in.

Oh god. Angry, he thought as he prepared himself for her outburst. When it didn't come, and he felt something wet on his thumb, he opened his eyes.

Tenten smiled and took his thumb out of her mouth, "Are you all right Neji-kun? Does it hurt?" she asked worriedly and wrapped a band aid around his cut thumb, "You can go rest, I'll finish the dishes!" she said cheerfully.

What the hell? She was angry just a moment ago…

Neji returned to his room and sat down on the bed. He was about to meditate, when Tenten came bursting into the room.

"OH MY GOD, NEJI!"

"Nani? What happened?" he asked when he saw Tenten's eyes water with tears, "Did someone attack you? Break into the house?"

"NO!"

"Then what? A threatening phone call? Bomb? Poisonous bug? You cut yourself with a plate by accident? WHAT? Damnit Tenten, tell me who made you sad, and I'll go kill them!"

She sniffled, "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR 10 WHOLE SECONDS!" she wailed and clung onto him.

Neji's eye twitched, 10 seconds. Wow Tenten. 10 seconds is such a long time. Longer than that time I was on a 3 month mission.

Her sobs finally stopped and she sat happily next to him, and rested her head on his shoulder, "Neji… promise me you'll never leave me? Well, except for missions…"

"I promise."

She grinned, "Great! Well, I'm off to buy some weapons! See ya later Neji!" she called as she slammed the door shut.

Holy shit, she was all sad just a couple of seconds ago… now she's all happy… what's wrong with her?

He meditated for a while. After an hour, Tenten came bursting into the room, "HYUUGA NEJI, STOP MEDITATING ALREADY!" she yelled and threw 36 kunais, 2 katanas, 65 shurikens, and 1 mace at him. Talk about anger…

"WHAT THE HELL?"

He hissed in pain as one of the kunais cut his arm. He had managed to dodge the others.

"OH MY GOD, NEJI, WHO HURT YOU!" she cried and disappeared for a millisecond and came back with a box of bandages and started bandaging his arm, "Are you all right?"

His eye started twitching madly, "…Are you all right?"

She smiled softly, "Of course I am, silly! You're the one that got hurt!"

"…Is there something you haven't told me?"

She paused.

"WHY WOULD I KEEP ANYTHING FROM YOU!" she screamed, "DO YOU THINK I KEEP SECRETS TO MYSELF? MARRIAGE IS ABOUT TRUST AND LOVE AND NOT KEEPING SECRETS!"

"Okay okay, I get it."

Neji glared at her, and pulled her between his legs, and rested his chin on the crook of her neck, "Tenten… what's wrong?"

She giggled.

God. She was worried. Then mad. Now she's happy.

"You haven't figured it out?"

"Figured what out?"

"For a prodigy you're stupid."

"…"

"I'M KIDDING!"

Fear.

"DON'T HURT ME NEJI!"

"I won't."

"Okay!"

Happy.

"Well… you know on our honeymoon?"

"Yes."

"Very romantic! Anyway, you know, we did it, right?"

"…Yes…"

"Aw, don't be so shy!"

"Hurry up and tell me," Neji snapped tiredly.

She smiled shyly and played with her fingers, "Well…"

Shyness.

"I'm…"

He waited anxiously for her answer.

"Pregnant!"

Thud.

"…Neji…?"