A Big Brother's Duty

Chapter 3
Peeve

o_renji: Niichan!

ba7: How's New Zealand?

o_renji: Fine. We got to see the cows. There are so many!

ba7: I want butter.

o_renji: Stop. I can't bring that over customs.

ba7: What do you have for me then?

o_renji: Gossip!

ba7: ...

o_renji: Did you know that my friend got jilted at the alter and than went to run over the dude she was gonna merry?

ba7: Altar. Then. Marry.

o_renji: What?

ba7: Nothing. Continue.

o_renji: Yeah so anyway, what happened after that was like a scene out of a movie. She was all 'How could you? You asked me to merry you and you suddenly don't want to anymore? I'd rather go back home then to be with you ever again!'

ba7: Marry. Than.

o_renji: What the heck is you're problem, Niichan?

ba7: You. That's 'your' by the way.

o_renji: Well your being a jerk!

ba7: This is what you get for wasting your braincells on all that fanfiction. That's 'you're.'

o_renji: a;lksjfa;lsja;sldjf SEE IF I EVER BRING YOU ANYTHING FROM NEW ZEALAND! STUPID NIICHAN!

o_renji is offline.

Len leans back against the couch, smirking at the laptop screen as he signs off. "Come home already," he says to nobody.