Chapter 3
Fans Are Crazy, Flat out Crazy
This Diary Belongs to: Rin Kagamine
I am: (Male or Female): Female
I am (age): 14 years old
I am (height): …I dunno
I like: Oranges
I love: Le-asdfjkejafioea-Leopards. I love leopards.
Date: 5/4/11
Subject: Fans are crazy. Flat out CRAZY.
Today, I was bored in our English class. We were all in the computer lab. Our reason for being here was to work on a book report that I'd already finished 3 freaking days ago. After beating all the games on Notdoppler and arguing with Cleverbot, my Gumi told me to go to a site called . She told me that there were "50 bajillion" different stories for "a bajillion and a half" different animes, movies, and books. Bored out of my mind, I decided to follow the advice I presumed to be exaggerated and went on to the site.
The first thing I did was click random categories, testing Gumi's claim on the 'bajillion and a half' different animes and such. Though I don't quite believe there were THAT many, I do admit they had quite a large selection.
After a few minutes, the bell rang, and we had to leave class, but I ended up going back on the site later that day when I was at home.
I skimmed through the selection of different ones I knew. I laughed at the Twilight fanfictions, read a few poorly written ones for anime, and then clicked Misc.
… They had a 'Vocaloid' section.
I couldn't believe it when I saw it, so I clicked it. Immediately, I noticed a few things.
1.) At least every other fanfiction had me and Len listed as characters
2.) Almost every one of those had 'Romance' as one of the categories it was in
3.) People were writing stories about us in freakin INDONESIAN.
I facepalmed, getting a few strange looks from the people around me, but decided ultimately to ignore the first two things and simply see what I could do about the third thing. I noticed the 'Language' button at the top. After clicking the arrow and selecting 'English', I looked at the other settings.
Didn't care about how it was sorted…
Genre? Let's go for… humor.
…wtf are these ratings? Idk, let's just go with all of them.
English…
Length… I don't care.
Characters? After looking left and right, I selected me and Len.
Hey, I was curious!
.
Anyways, I clicked 'Go' and waited while the page loaded.
After a while of searching, I eventually found a fanfiction that caught my eye. It appeared to be a one-shot about me and Len, and someway or another, alcohol was involved. At the time, I laughed at the mental image of Len stumbling around like a retard, ignored the odd words 'LEMON WARNING' in caps lock, and clicked it.
It had started out pretty amusing, right? Just like I'd visualized, the fanfiction included Len stumbling around like an idiot slurring random crap like a retard. I made a mental note of the title to use for possible blackmail later.
I continued reading, and it started to get a lil'…um… interesting. Suddenly, they were writing about me and Len being in a room together, and first they started describing him confessing to me and forcing me into a kiss. I blushed a bit, but I read teen novels all the time. I know how they can get, and am used to reading a few paragraphs and the creepiness being over. Despite the fact it had been a bit more awkward considering…well, it was written about me and Len… I decided to continue anyway.
…
And then they started getting a little creepy.
Suddenly they were writing about clothes coming off, and I flipped. Eager to get past the creepiness, I scrolled down a few paragraphs, hoping that someone in the story'd come in and shock 'them' out of the moment.
…
… They didn't.
…I have never been more scarred in my life. And will never read anything with the word 'Lemon' in it again. In fact, I'll probably never be able to touch the FRUIT again.
…And I have a feeling that next time Len comes in to check in on me and my 'date rape issues' again, it's going to be 10x more awkward.
I didn't think that was possible.
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