A Diary's Worth A Trillion Words

Chapter 8
History is Ruining My life

This Diary Belongs to: Rin Kagamine

I am: (Male or Female): Female

I am (age): 14 years old

I am (height): …I dunno

I like: Oranges

I love: Le-asdfjkejafioea-Leopards. I love leopards.

Date: 5/23/11

Subject: History is ruining my life…

Well, today I took my history final. YAY!

Not.

I paid attention for Len's lessons…I really did… buuuut apparently, the teacher didn't find all of my answers satisfactory…

I got a low B-. Honestly, I did better than I normally would've. But still… when I looked over his comments on the things I got wrong, I was ticked.

One of the questions was an essay question, and it asked me to write 1-2 paragraphs describing the events up to the bombing of pearl harbor. And I put almost exactly what Len told me! But NO. Apparently, my answer didn't seem to 'take the test seriously enough.' Bullshit. If I describe Japan as a retarded midget trying to scare a sumo wrestler away by squishing their baby toe, who cares? It's practically the same concept.

Ugh.. I tried to vent to Len about it, but he told me it wasn't right either… I also noticed that he flinched at the word history each time I said it.

…I confronted him about it. Ya know, same way anyone would.

…Okay, maybe not. If I recall correctly, I may have called him an 'epileptic cockroach with history allergies'… but that should definitely become a new, less blunt way to say someone's jumpy about a certain word… right?

I mean… epileptic.. that's… that's jumpy right? And cockroaches are… um.. sneaky ish? And kinda jum-FORGET IT.

So after he got done criticizing my MAD LANGUAGE SKILLZ, he made me follow him up to our room.

…And he proceeded to give me a lesson on 'computer history', and how it can be used…

…Um… he used an example.

… I… he started interrogating me about 'how I was holding up' and 'how long this has been going on'… and at one point started to give me 'the talk'…

…

Do you have ANY IDEA how awkward it is… to get THE TALK… from your twin brother… after they have read a fanfiction about you and him screwing… and with them thinking that YOU purposely read that… and… and… ugh…

I kept trying to deny it… but after all the crap that's gone down… he thinks I'm just 'in denial' and 'too embarrassed to tell the truth'…

And 'it's okay, we're 14 now. It's natural to have hormonal issues such as this'.

…Oh, wanna know what makes this all TEN FREAKIN TIMES BETTER?

Tomorrow, we're filming a redo of Adolescence. We're supposedly going to make a 'velvet version' like we did with some of Story of Evil PV, and we're making a new PV to go with it.

…if you didn't notice the sarcasm about it being 'TEN FREAKIN TIMES BETTER', theres something wrong with you.

…FUCKING QUIN IS GOING TO DIE.

"No…they just know that you're love for your twin was bound to get this extreme sooner or later"

… ugh.. I.. I'm a schitso… FUCK SPELLING, I REFUSE TO EVEN TRY TO LOOK UP THAT WORD…

…Quin: Wow, failure much?

Yes I am, Quin. Yes I am.