A Diary's Worth A Trillion Words

Chapter 9
I'm Not A Liar!

This Diary Belongs to: Rin Kagamine

I am: (Male or Female): Female

I am (age): 14 years old

I am (height): …I dunno

I like: Oranges

I love: Le-asdfjkejafioea-Leopards. I love leopards.

Date: 5/25/11

Subject: I'm NOT a liar

Yesterday…

Wow.

Apparently, the old producer has been replaced with a rabid fangirl named Hiratsu…

"KYAA! YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!" she'd squeal after every short part we filmed, making my eye twitch every freaking time. I swear, if there weren't too many witnesses around, I would've committed a murder that day.

Not only that, but she insisted on making the PV, THAT MAY I ADD WAS ALREADY PRETTY DIFFICULT TO FILM ALREADY, somehow even more embarrassing.

I was fighting all nerves in my body as my natural acting abilities forced me to face my twin with a truly saddened expression, arm slightly outstretched towards him as I sang.

Len's acting skills were as good as mine. Knowing him for so long, I could see the bit of nervousness just barely visible in his eyes. However, his outward expression was completely controlled, and the concerned, loving expression he gave me was extremely realistic.

He walked closer to me and grabbed my hand, lifting it to his lips gently. Least to say, I didn't have to act out my embarrassed-ness much. Rather, I had to hold most of it back or else it would ruin the mood of the PV.

So, he just kissed my hand in a-SHUTTHEFUCKUPQUIN…in a NOT cute, NOT adorable, NOT completely amazing way…And I did NOT want to glomp him AT ALL.

…and I'm NOT a liar.

AS I WAS SAYING. He kissed my hand in a…he just kissed my hand, okay? And then the short part was done, and they called out to let us know we could drop our act. Being me, I pulled my hand away from him like he was burning hot-NOT LIKE THAT… EHEM… and… um… I may have… sorta… kiiiiiinda scratched his face a bit…or a lot… I may have had on really cool (yet also pretty sharp) fake nails…

…and he juuuust might have bled a tinnnnny, itsy bitsy little bit.

… or a lot.

"CUUUUT!" Hiratsu screamed at the top of her lungs, "DID ANYONE FILM THAT?"

One of the camera dudes slowly raised his hand.

"OH MY GOD WERE KEEPING IT. YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE, YOU JUST GAVE ME THE CUTEST IDEA EVER!"

…Who would've thought wounding your twin brother would be considered 'adorable', much less give someone 'the cutest idea ever'…

"Okay! We need to resume filming as soon as possible! I don't want that wound to heal up before we get this next shot, got it?"

"H-hai…" Len said, looking rather confused. I would've too, considering the circumstances.

So this crazy ass chick goes on to tell me to act like I was incredibly embarrassed (though that was a pretty freakin easy task for me,) and then look back at Len with a guilty and apologetic expression, wipe his blood away with my thumb (ew..) and then, SHE MADE ME KISS IT.

…I… Eugh.. I hated every single second of it…every single second…

…NO, I'M NOT LYING!

Geugh… Whatever… I… I don't care anymore… I'm going to take a nap… Oyasumi