A Diary's Worth A Trillion Words

Chapter 2
Pocky

This Diary Belongs to: Rin Kagamine

I am: (Male or Female): Female

I am (age): 14 years old

I am (height): …I dunno

I like: Oranges

I love: Le-asdfjkejafioea-Leopards. I love leopards.

Date: 5/2/11

Subject: Pocky…

Today I was sitting in homeroom with Miku, eating Pocky and marveling over the amazing taste. Miku and I talked for a good 10 minutes about how strange it was that something so simple could be so addictive… and then we looked at the ingredients.

Well.. the third listed ingredient happens to be chocolate liquor. That… was surprising. And even if it's an incredibly small amount of alcohol, the fact the substance was in my favorite treat (besides oranges, obviously) at all was concerning… And to be honest, it made the entire thing a bit cooler to eat. Not to mention, it was pretty interesting to watch the faces of people when we handed them a piece and told them our discovery.

Then once the buzz of excitement from that wore off, we continued to look at ingredients. I FLIPPED when I found 'rapeseed oil'. I mean, dude! It's freakin RAPEseed… my first thought was DATERAPE FOOD! Then Miku texted Chacha the question. She asked 3 times, and got the same answer each time… that it's poisonous for consumption and 'can be used as a lubricant'.

Now, I looked it up a few minutes ago and saw that it wasn't that extreme…but that didn't change how it affected the rest of my day. Apparently, rumor spread that 'I was running around with rapeseed and feeding it to everyone.' Well, LUCKY ME, Len found out. We had been walking towards our home for about 5 minutes. Out of nowhere, Len turned to me and said, "Rin, I heard about what you're doing, and it needs to stop."

Let's just say I was a LITTLE confused.

…and the fact that he thought I was denying it when I asked what he was talking about made it even worse.

He freakin gave me a lecture on how bad drugs were (I'd given up at arguing at this point and just listened with a 'WTF' expression), when he said, "… and what's worse, is out of all the drugs you could be using, you're using DATERAPE on your friends!"

Dude…

It was HORRIBLE. I facepalmed, and tried to tell him the truth, but he cut me off and told me in his EXACT WORDS, "Rin, I don't want you to feel like you have to use drugs on friends for those types of things. If you really feel the need to do those kinds of things, you let me know and we'll see what we can do."

…

i…

…uncool…

I thought his face was slightly pinkish, but I could TELL. My face… it was HORRIBLE… My eyes were freakin wide as shit, my face... God knows how red it turned… and whats worse, YES I GETS WORSE, is that I was too stunned to say anything. My only response was a nod. A NOD. And though at the time it was meant to show I listened, HE DIDN'T TAKE IT LIKE THAT.

Hold on

…Len just walked in, asked me if 'I needed anything…special.'

FML