Happy Birthday, Loli and Shota!

"Eternally fourteen," Kagamine Rin and Len answered in unison. Megpoid Gumi and Hatsune Miku had asked them how old they were this year, and the Kagamines expected it. It was natural for someone to ask your age on your birthday, right?

"Well, it makes sense, with all of us being part android and all. That means Rin would be adorable and lolilicious forever!" Gumi squealed, hugging the 'loli'. Miku only smiled in sympathy for the little girl.

"Len would be a shota forever then, right?" The diva wondered aloud, to which Len facepalmed at. No matter how many times he denied it, everybody still called him a shota. Another denial won't make a difference. "But he'll still be as cool to me." Without another word, the teallette hugged the younger twin firmly yet gently. Len blushed.

"Then, it's decided! Rin is eternally mine's, and Len will be with Miku for as long as she has interest in him!" The carrot scientist declared proudly, eyes shining with stars. Miku nodded in agreement with Len shaking his head in disapproval.

Rin only fell asleep in Gumi's arms, causing the older teen to smirk.

"No sleep molestiation," Miku sang happily, eyes closed with a bright smile. Gumi stuck her tongue out at her in a taunting way.

"I don't have to listen to you!" With that, the pervert ran off with the loli in her arms.

Len frowned, feeling left out. Miku noticed and simply ordered, "Len, look at me." The shota did so and the diva gave him a tender kiss on the lips.

A quick, blinding flash bathed the room for a split second. "Ha! I'm putting this on the Internet!" Meiko yelled confidently, running away with the camera.

"This is so unfair," Hatsune Mikuo's voice grumbled. Miku looked up, staring at her brother. He was currently on the ceiling, like a starfish.

"Fuko!" The older sibling yelled, remembering the seemingly innocent anime until it turned out to be upsetting.

"Whatever," Mikuo crossed his arms, somehow defying gravity. Though, things like this wasn't unusual in the Vocaloid household. "Len should be mine. If Rin is able to be yuri with Gumi, then I should be yaoi with Len."

"Get the hell out," Miku commanded bluntly.

"Threesome?" Len suggested.

"Miku doesn't like threesomes." Mikuo answered.

"Damn."

"Fine, Len is yours. I lost interest already anyways," Miku released Len from her embrace, walking away without missing a step.

"Cruel!" Mikuo shouted after her, then jumped down.

The leek-lover pulled Len into a tight hug, his head on the shota's shoulder. "If you'll be with me, I'll never hurt you. I'm sure of that." Len hears a snap. Like pieces of a puzzle fitting together.

"Kimi Koi Limit reference for the winnnnnn," Kaito and Gakupo passed by, sharing an eggplant-flavored ice cream cone.

"So, you're mine. No more words should be said." Mikuo declared.

"Okay." Len nodded in agreement.

"I SAID NO MORE WORDS SHOULD BE SAID!" Mikuo flailed about on the floor, to which Len facepalmed.

"Hey peoples, Rin woke up when I was in the middle of taking her shorts off, so can you guys get me an emergency kit and an ice pack?" Gumi walked in, many injuries decorating her body.

"No, because it's already late and we don't want to continue this oneshot anymore." Len stated bluntly.

"Damn."

"Sorry for this crappy oneshot!" Mikuo apologized to the reader.

"Happy birthday, Rin and Len! I bet I'll steal Rin or Len away from your guys soon!" Nekomura Iroha popped up out of thin air, dressed in her birthday suit.

"Get out." Mikuo and Gumi stated, narrowing their eyes at the Hello Kitty girl. She disappeared, a blue aura following her.

"Happy birthday!" Everybody cheered, suddenly having drinks in their hands. To the underage, it was only cider.

"Because nobody is drinking until they're legal." Meiko claimed.

"WE'RE STAYING THIS AGE FOREVER! UNFAIR!" Every underage Vocaloid complained, glaring at the adults.

"Too bad."

"FU-!"