Party Gone Wild

"YO RIN! LEN! Wassup…" Mikuo answered the door and fell over. A bottle of sake was in his hand. Rin and I carefully stepped over him to be greeted by everybody else. Miku, Kaito, Meiko, Luka, Gakupo, Gumi, Teto, and Ted were all there. Except Meiko and (Obviously) Mikuo were drunk.

"HI, BITCHES!" Meiko screamed.

Miku was freaking out. "Everybody, please calm down!" Nobody listened. Until…

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVERYBODY!" Rin shrieked at the top of her lungs. I flinched. She was loud. And everyone was quiet. She's good.

"Oh, thanks Rinny! People, we are now playing truth or dare, so come on over!"

Everyone got into a large messy circle. The order of people was:

Miku
Rin
Me
Kaito
Meiko (Kaito and Gakupo are brave)
Gakupo
Luka
Gumi
Teto
Ted
Miki
Mikuo

"The punishment for not accepting a question or a dare is you get your head stuck into the toilet for 3 seconds! Alright! Me first! So, Rinny: Truth or Dare?" Miku giggled.

"Dare!" Rin replied. I snickered. She always picks it.

"I dare you… I dare you to go outside, and shout 'FUCK YOU OLD MAN!' Right in front of Old Man Jackson's house! THEN RUN LIKE HELL BACK HERE!"

"Fine with me."

Everyone giggled as Rin left the house and we heard 2 seconds later "FUCK YOU OLD MAN!" and we all burst into laughter. Rin came running in shouting "LEN'S TURN!"

My response: "Oh God."

"Len! TRUTH OR DARE?" Rin gave me a scary look. I laughed nervously and said

"Truth."

"Len… If you had to save someone you REALLY care about, but the only way was to give up bananas for life, would you do it?"

There were a couple of "Oohs…" and I gulped. For life? Bananas were pretty precious. But so were the people I loved. And that was more important.

"Yes I would."

Everyone looked surprised but I only ignored it and said "Kaito's turn." I turned to him. "Kaito, truth or dare?"

"Um… I'll try dare…"

"I dare you… to kiss Meiko for 5 seconds!"

Everyone started laughing. Kaito turned bright red. Everyone started laughing even more when Meiko said, "Hey big boy." Then hiccupped.

Kaito frowned. "You're all jerks!"

"So what'll it be, Kaito? The toilet in the bathroom? Or the toilet you're sitting next to?" More laughter. What? That wasn't that funny.

"Bleah, no I don't want my face in shit water, so… I guess I'll go to the one in the bathroom." He said as He got up and everyone laughed. When he came back his hair was soaked and he shrieked "I HATE YOU, LEN KAGAMINE!" Then he grabbed some sake and chugged it while everyone laughed. "Okay, Meiko, truth or dare?"

"DARE, MUTHA FUCKAS!" Meiko shouted and everyone laughed. AGAIN. TOO MUCH LAUGHTER.

"I dare you to ring Old Man Jackson's door bell, and when he answers, grope his balls! And run back!" Everyone laughed AGAIN.

"You got it!" Meiko got up and staggered out the door. 2 seconds later, we heard an "Oh my testicles… *cough cough*" and we all laughed. SOME FRIGGEN MORE.

Meiko burst into the house, threw up on the floor, laughed, then came back into the circle. "GAKUPO!" She snorted. "You next, bitch! TRUTH OR DARE?"

Gakupo laughed. "Dare…" Gakupo smiled.

"HUMP LUKA!" Meiko shouted. I don't blame the laughter for this one.

"WHAT?" Luka shouted. She turned bright red.

Miki snickered. "You look just like my hair!"

Gakupo shrugged. "I don't like toilet water in my face." Then he went over and, well, kind of raped Luka while they both had their clothes on. Luka was screaming the entire time. Miku filmed it.

"Why did you do that Gakupo?" Luka whined.

"Oh come on. You know you like it."

More laughter.

"Hrmmf… Gumi! Your turn!" Luka pointed at the girl eating a carrot.

"Okay." Gumi put down her carrot.

"Truth or dare?" Luka demanded.

"Truth."

"Who do you have a crush on?"

"Um… I'll be right back." Gumi left for the toilet. She came back with her hair drenched. "Teto, truth or dare?"

"Em… dare. Nobody lives forever." Teto said. A few people snicker.

"Pick one other person for this." Gumi said, with a glint of evil in her eyes.

"Luka!" Teto yelled, and pointed to the other pinkette.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF…" Luka angrily got up and stood next to Teto.

"Give Mikuo and Len LAP DANCES!"

"Alright!" Mikuo clapped his hands.

"WHAT NOW?" I screamed.

"Oh come on, make it Rin giving Len the lap dance!" Miku shouted, pointing at Rin.

"NO!" Rin screamed. She looked at me. "No offense," She said with pleading eyes and red cheeks.

"None taken, I know." I replied. Teto came over and stood in front of me.

"I CLAIM LEN, SO LUKA GETS MIKUO!" She screamed.

"WHAT?" Luka and I both yelled at the same time.

Miku put on some music. Teto began, and I just shut my eyes. I could hear, music, chanting, and laughter.

"Okay, I'M DONE NOW!" I heard Luka shriek. The music shut off.

"Aw man," I heard Teto, and I opened my eyes. She was walking back over to her spot. "Okay, Ted! Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Are you in love me?"

"Yes."

Some of the girls went "Aw." And Teto said, "Gee, Ted! You sound like a robot!" Ted looked at her with a funny look, and she cried, "Just kidding! I love you too!" More "Aw that is so sweet."

"Okay, Miki. Truth or Dare?" Ted blankly said.

"Hmmm… Dare!"

"I dare you to… jump off the deck yelling 'I'M A HELICOPTER!"

"Okay!"

Miki left and Ted followed. Soon, we heard "IMMA HELICOPTER, BITCHES!" and "That isn't what I told you to say!"

We all laughed as they came back in. "Okay, Mikuo! Truth or dare?" Miki grinned.

"DARE!" He yelled, then chugged some sake.

"Mikuo, that was mine!" Meiko whined and grabbed another.

"I dare you to call Teto 'DRILLS' right now!" Miki evilly said. Everyone gasped. Teto looked pissed.

"A what now?" Mikuo asked nervously. Even drunk, he understood what could happen.

"You heard me!"

"Um…" He ran out of the room and we heard a flushing noise.

"Mikuo, you don't have to flush the toilet when you stick your face in it!" Miku yelled. He came back totally dry.

"Who said I was going to stick my face in the toilet water? I just puked really quick!" He announced. Meiko snorted. She keeps doing that.

"DRILLS!" Mikuo shouted at Teto. We all ran out of the room.

"They. Are. Not. DRILLS!" Teto exploded.

An hour later, we were all back in the circle. Teto was still pissed, Mikuo had cuts and bruises all over him, but the game continued.

"Miku, tr-truth or dare?" Mikuo slurred.

"I will take truth, please."

"Sissy." Mikuo said under his breath.

"I'm not a sissy! I will take DARE!" Miku stood up triumphantly.

"Okay then," Mikuo smiled. "Take 10 shots of sake. Or go to the toilet and stick your face in it!"

Miku gasped. I knew she would have to do this. She would NEVER stick her face in a toilet.

"Give me the god damn alcohol…" Miku muttered after a few seconds.

10 shots later…

"PO PI PO PI PO PO PI PO!" Miku was dancing on a table. With Meiko laughing her ass off and Teto filming it.

"Uhaah… Rinny… hah hah… it's your turn!" Miku panted. Rin stood up.

"You don't need to ask. DARE!" Rin yelled.

"Okay. Go outside. It raining, right? Go outside and sing at the top of your lungs horribly, 'Singing in the rain.' Got it?" Miku giggled from being too intoxicated.

"You got it!" Rin left.

"SinGinG iN tHe RaIn! Just sInGiNg iN ThE RAIN!" Rin screamed at the top of her lungs. From Old Man Jackson's House, we heard a raspy "Shuddup, little girl!" and we all laughed.

"Rin! That was hilarious!" I shouted when Rin came in, all wet.

"S-someone get me a FRIGGEN TOWEL!" Rin cried. Miku and Teto ran (quite sloppily) up the stairs with Rin and she changed into some new clothes after drying off.

"Brrr…. Bleah! It was so cold out there! Ugh!" Rin complained. I just laughed. And got a kick in the nuts.

"OW! Rin, what the hell?"

"Don't laugh at me."

"Gee, you don't have to kick me where it counts…"

"Well, where does it not count?"

"Well, my ear, my arm…"

Suddenly she kicked my ear.

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK, RIN?" I shrieked rubbing my ear.

"OKAY! BACK TO THE GAME!" Teto shouted. Rin and I sat back down, me slightly annoyed, and she looked pleased with herself.

"Okay then Len… Dare? Or DARE?" Rin stared at me intensely.

"Rin, you can't do that! But I was going to pick dare anyway."

"I dare you to sing 'GIVE IT BACK, MY PANTS!' in front of everybody now! Eh- hey… where are Teto and Ted?"

"Oh, they went to go fuck in the bathroom." Meiko said with a bored expression.

"AH WHAT NOW?" I screamed. "That means…"

"You can't go to the toilet. It isn't an option at this time. There isn't another toilet." Rin said evilly.

Oh hell.

I stood up on the table, crying a little, and started to sing.

"EVERYONE LIKES MY BODY… GIVE IT BACK, MY PANTS!"

Laughter from everyone. And Meiko filming the entire thing. I want to die.

"OKAY! I'M DONE NOW!" I screamed. I jumped off the table and sat down. Rin was laughing her ass off. I then made one of the worst decisions in my life. I kicked her ear.

Let's just say I probably can't make babies now.

"Kaito… your… turn…" I held my friend in pain. Rin looked pissed. "Truth…? Or dare…?"

"Um… dare."

"Feel Meiko's tits."

He turned red. "Um… toilet…"

"Not an option." Miku said with a bored expression. "Just do it brother! It isn't like you don't want to!"

"HEY! Um… what does Meiko think about this?"

"Oh she's passed out."

"Um… Okay… I-I'll do it really quick then…"

He did so and Meiko suddenly groaned, "Oh… Old Man Jackson… Yeah…" and we all started laughing. Kaito removed his hands immediately and screamed.

"WHAT THE FUCK! OH, WHY OH WHY DID I NOT LEARN FROM THE LAST DARE?" Kaito shouted. I just LOL'd at him. "Okay… Meiko's turn… wait she's passed out-" Kaito was interrupted by the sound of police sirens.

"What's that noise?" Miku peeked through the window.

"What did we miss?" Teto and Ted came back in, Teto's clothes and hair messed up but Ted looked just fine. That's what you get from a bookworm neat-freak.

"The police are here! AND THEY'RE STOPPING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE!" Miku screamed. Quick, everyone hide!"

Weirdly, Rin and I grabbed hands and we headed for a closet and hid inside and locked it. "Oh my mac and cheese…" we heard Teto mutter.

Everything went quiet and we heard a bang on the door and an "Anybody home? Hello?"

"Oh my god… I don't want to be arrested…" Rin freaked. Then I noticed we were still holding hands. I squeezed hers but I didn't see her reaction because it was pitch-black.

We heard more banging. "Hello? Please answer the door!"

I felt water on my hand. Was Rin crying? "Rin, are you okay?" I whispered.

"Yeah… I'm fine…" I heard a sniffle.

"Sir, are you sure there is a party in this house? It is dark and quiet." We heard a police man say.

"Yesh! They yelled words at me, pet my friends, and sang to me!" We heard Old Man Jackson say.

"Sir, maybe you should just rest." We heard the police officer say.

"NO! It's true!" I heard Old Man Jackson's voice trail off and so did the sirens. Soon it was quiet.

"I think it's okay to come out now Rin…" I led her out of the closet.

"Hey guys! Have fun in there?" Miku giggled at us.

"Oh, shut up, Miku!" Rin's cheeks turned red.

"Wow! That was freaky! I thought we were gonna go to jail!" Mikuo shouted.

"Mikuo, we are, if you don't SHUT YO ASS UP!" Miku harshly whispered.

"Geez! It's 3 in the morning already!" I noticed a clock on the coffee table.

"Whoa! Lets sleep then!" Miki exclaimed.

Teto took charge. "Guys in there, girls in here. BY NOW!" Teto shoved all the guys including me out of the room.

"Okay, well lets get some shut eye!" Gakupo yawned.

"Yeah…" Kaito agreed. Ted was already sleeping. I flopped down onto the floor, and so did the other guys.

"Mmf… night…" I heard Mikuo's voice. I think it was 15 minutes or so later when I heard a faint

"Len, I can't sleep."

"Hmm? What? Who?" I rolled over to find Rin kneeling above me.

"Sorry. Were you asleep?"

"No."

"Oh…" Rin whispered with a hint of relief in her voice.

"Come here…"

"What why-Ahh!" I dragged Rin down next to me. "Len, what are you doing?" She whispered.

"Sleeping with you."

"But len-"

"Shh…"

Rin flailed around in my arms for a few seconds, but then I could hear silent breathing. I too fell asleep soon after that.

And in the morning…

"So what did you guys do last night, hmm?" I heard Mikuo's voice as I cracked one I open. Rin was still sleeping in my arms.

Oh shit…