Friday, March 9, 2012

Prankaloids

"Len! I have the most amazing idea!" Rin screamed in delight as she came running down, white ribbon bobbing up and down on her head.

"If you are going to tell me that you spent all our money on oranges again I'll tell Miku-neechan and Kaito-niichan."

"Oranges have vitamin C so they're healthy and no it's something else. Let's prank them, including Meiko-neechan too!"

Len's eyes widened. He was just staring with those big eyes at Rin. "Do. You. Know. What You. Just. Said," he replied after a few seconds

"Don't worry Len, I have it all planned out okay? Just trust me," she said as she brought him to dicuss the plans. If she was going down, she wasn't going down alone. Len tried the chomping his own arm off technique but it didn't work.

Rin explained the layout of the plan, what to do, and how to cast off suspicion.

'I know Rin will get caught because I know she'll laugh her heart out anyway,' Len thought sullenly, 'I'll get caught for helping because they'll know that there is no way that she'll be able to do it by hereself. Poor, poor me...and Miku-neechan, Kaito-niichan, and Meiko-neesan too.'

One sunny morning in a far away land where we all enjoy vocaloid...

Miku awoke to and odd smell. God! She put her pillow near her face, to stop smelling that stench.

"Miku! Quick! Come outside!" Kaito yelled, who was outside of the house, "the ice cream is melting!...and the leeks too!"

She sat straight up in bed, only to see that someone drew a goatee and a moustache on her huge leek doll named Leeky.

"No!" she screamed.

"Miku, hurry!" Kaito shouted, "I don't know how to use the extinguisher!"

"Coming!"

Miku got there, sort of, in time. Kaito was still struggling with the extinguisher while the ice cream and leeks became unsaveable. After a hit in the head and yelling, Kaito now knows how to use a fire extinguisher now.

" Miku! Someone put this all these mathbooks in my room and they insulted the ice cream mascot!" He proceeded to show her mathbook that said Math for the Dumb and his fat ice cream mascot he worshipped written with the words fattie all over it. It wasn't as bad as Leeky.

"And the worst thing is that I finished this book two years ago!" *cues dramatic glare* "How could the culprits have known!"

"...Kaito?" Miku asked, "If you solved it then what's one plus one?"

"Why it's eleven," *Miku cues facepalm* Kaito answered cheerfully, "why'd you ask?"

Then Meiko came crashing in looking very, very pale

"Which one of you jerks replaced my sake with vinegar! I had to get my stomach pumped!" Meiko yelled with such rage it scared Kaito and Miku to death. "Hurry and fess up, also, how did you know where I live? I specifically didn't tell you where my house was because Kaito blew it up."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

All three glanced to the back of the room and they noticed a girl with a white bow laughing her head off. Her twin looked scared and entirely guilty. They silently all stood up and walked toward them angrily, towereing over them. And then screams could be heard throughout the whole city.

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